Newspaper headline reads “Goat accused of robbery.”

another sad case of a good kid gone bad

Took off my ankle weights and ended up on the roof again

I can’t sing but I do know how to have fun at the beach.

Fabergé was just a bit ahead of his time on egg prices.

this alone is more valuable than anything produced by the NYT in fucking years: bsky.app/profile/teen...

I’m kinda like if a haunted Kmart had depression.

a hot dog Jellycat plush. it's a hot dog with tiny little deet and a smiley face. it's me.

"what do you want to be when you grow up?"

me:

Death's Door - Official Gameplay Trailer YouTube video by GameTrailers

I know I’m a little late but I’m absolutely addicted to this game

youtu.be/OqsmwdtuPC4?...

you can tell a lot about a person based on whether they use lamps (balanced, gracious, empathetic) or overhead lights (chaotic, deranged, murderer)

That’s my babe! Next time you see them, hug them for me and tell them I miss them!

She always does haha

Baltimore dj pancakes?

Worst characters: Kady and Quentin

Best characters: Elliot, Margo, Alice, Penny, Josh and Fenn.

Julia is in purgatory.

Me begging Danny McBride to make the Righteous Gemstones go on forever

Omg, I love you.

I wanna play!

"still punk as fuck" i whisper as i binge the great british baking show

I’ve got two chihuahua mixes and they are absolute angels, I know you get it!

Potomac is my fave

Ceelo dressed as a gold man at the Grammy’s

When I buy the ramen that costs 3 dollars and comes with a little packet of seasoning oil instead of the 50 cent Maruchan ramen

Might fuck around and break 0 women's sports world records later

Chihuahuas are actually one of the smartest dog breeds and one of the most loyal.

Just a sun dog in her favorite habitat.

It may be 4:51pm on January 19th, but my husband has the audacity to be grinching around the house and making up songs about himself taking christmas. RIP snowman Elvis 🖤