If I am being interviewed, and I am asked the dumbshit question if I would steal from the Louvre, I would simply say “yeah, sure“ even if I wouldn’t because that’s the answer that question deserves.

Since social media is so bad for your brain, we’re really all heroes for chasing people off this site.

“No man, if I exhale slowly, you can't see it” (exhales a long trail instead of a giant puff of vape smoke)

People trying to hide hitting a vape is so funny. Like, oh wow, I wonder what else could be causing someone to put their fist up to their mouth then exhale a bunch of vape smoke?

I implied he looks like he takes a guitar to parties and plays the one song he learned, so this is all my fault.

You just know that fucker knows how to play Wonderwall

Eastman. He comes out of the east to do battle with The Amazing Rando!

Make like a rocketship and shut the fuck up

So if I have Democrat messaging straight, Donald Trump went to war illegally with Iran because he didn’t go to a Congress that supports his reasons for war, but it’s not his fault cause Netanyahu tricked him, but also our allies need to support us in it.

the cool thing about being a progressive normielib is that I can just say “this is awesome” instead of blaming Mamdani for Cuomo running an attempt at a sore loser spoiler campaign.

It takes not being in a car to recognize how insane it is how many drivers feel completely comfortable rolling into the crosswalk because “the light is turning green soon” like they can’t see the other light is still green and the walk sign hasn’t even started a countdown yet.

Her ten minute long interpretive dance/shootout scene separate from the rest of the film left test audiences confused.

How could anyone still approve of this man?! BTW, I still pine for every shitty politician from my party!

Do toddlers reminisce about pacifiers?

When so many Democrats vote with Trump so often, this whole “we don’t agree on policy” and “Trump is a bigger evil” all starts to sound like hogwash

I would describe “papering over him being a pedophile” as more than just a gap in the story

Shut the fuck up Rachel.

The Union are 1-1-6 so add another dummy dragon

(De Niro practicing drawing his gun voice):

Shut up

Hegseth is gonna install the Hannibal Directive, no more pussy shit for us Americans.

I really hope a second shitty band doesn’t form cause of The Devil Wears Prada 2.

Just making sure I’ve got it correctly: Hasan Piker has a history of controversial statements making him a unacceptable risk for the electoral prospects of Democrats whereas Tucker Carlson is a high profile defection and proof that a big tent approach is working?

This also works in church $TGT

“hmmm... now that you ask, i read the answer charitably, and maybe i
shouldn't have.” still makes me laugh

(The answer is Irish potatoes)

Pointing a loaded gun at anyone saying scrapple.

The Flyers should be allowed to choose a different player to suspend because Letang being gone would help the Penguins.

Bluesky search: “No results found for "Tony! Toni! Martone!"”

Oh, it’s just me? Just my stupid brain then? Okay!