Orangish grey tabby cat curled tightly into a ball with her eyes closed in the seat of an olive green easy chair

The most circle she has ever been.

Nevertheless, seared monkfish with sweet pea and fennel velouté and shrimp saffron risotto

This is Trump’s America.

This bill is specifically regarding college students, almost all of whom are adults.

“Poor man’s” lobster my ass, monkfish $28.99/lb!

He could always die; that would also work.

For the record, she is on a diet and feeding time is not for another 40 minutes.

One of my cats is too damn smart. If I’m playing an online game when SHE thinks she should be fed she will meow for awhile, then paw at my leg, THEN yank on the Ethernet cable on the back of my computer. She has successfully disconnected me from my game 3 times now.

Hey, are we still drone striking all those boats in the Caribbean? Not really hearing about that anymore.

No Adam, we dig them up out of the Country mines.

Sisyphean ordeal trying to find a lightweight jacket with a removable liner. Do people just not make them anymore? Or are all the AI powered search functions so fucked that I’m just not finding them?

This is what losing a war looks like.

I love my kitties so much.

I doubt Hagseth has read anything longer than a bazooka Joe wrapper since college.

Ooo, too much acid, now indigestion. How goddamn old am I that broccoli and lemon gives me a tummy ache?

Roasted broccoli with lemon Romano dressing. Baller ass lunch.

I was ride or die for Biden and I need you to get over it. WE need you.

It hurts but beating Republicans is the most important thing and that is going to require some forgiveness, unfortunately.

I like you guys more that Twitter. That suspension was the best thing that ever happened to me.

Yeah, this is the kind of night you make French onion soup.

Bowl of French onion soup with croutons and caramelized Gruyère cheese

I followed Julia Child’s French onion soup recipe to a T and might have made the best soup I’ve ever made in my life.

You don’t say?

Man, there is a super stark contrast between how Twitter and Bluesky are both reacting to the SCOTUS case today.

Why are the subtitles in the Skyrim font?

But MAGA Twitter said there was a special chair just for him!

I take no pleasure in reporting that “yo’ balls go plop plop” has entered my vocabulary going forward.

Does he fuck a couch in this one too?

He will accuse whoever runs such a headline of treason

I had that shirt! Probably still do, somewhere. Doubt it still fits though.

Kale and lentil vegetable soup for lunch with a glass of kefir. They say he may have the healthiest gut biome ever recorded.