Being decrypted probably feels amazing for a message

backslash undoubtedly the worst character of all time. absolute diva of a symbol aaalways needs some kind of special treatment. super toxic vibes

What if there was a man in the middle attack but the man in the middle was like, really chill. What if he was basically a chill guy who didn't mind if you sent a secret or whatever

Pleaaaaaase cast this void pointer to an int pointer. Nothing bad will happen I promise. Plssss

have you seen the new supply chain vuln? don't update tubu. it's literally on heebee. they got poodee's deps. they infiltrated dippy. roll back weeno. disable scripts in ~/.gumpyrc. it's in poob. do not install poob. do not update poob. uninstall poob right now. poob has it in for you.

When people suggest leaded solder it's usually because of ease of use but another cool perk is that it tastes much better

Biggest open problems in computer science:
3. Porting doom to nixos
2. Concurrent fizzbuzz
1. Making led go blink

(* said through gritted teeth, screwed-shut eyes, and a throbbing temple vein *)

so true bestie....

The great thing about C is that if your code compiles, it's correct

First of my bloodline to know what a compiler is and suffering for it

uart

this joke was not written by a C programmer you can't fool me

Goodbye Tony and thank you for putting the fear of unbounded loops in me

Quicksort inventor Tony Hoare dies at 92 Obit: Classicist, philosopher, wit, and one of the greatest British computer scientists of all time

www.theregister.com/2026/03/12/i...

RIP to the man behind the funniest bit of all time: the invention of the null pointer

in the Nat club. straight up 'succing it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My peano.

mom says its my turn on the random oracle

Hmm i think today I will use plain RSA as a signature scheme

todays fun programming fact:

Good start adorned with the text "abandoned yet another personal project"

As they say, don't roll your own crypto*

*) unless you're an extra special clever boy

If notepad++ was written in rust none of this would have happened

9 out of 10 C developers recommend storing raw and cooked meat in the same container

It’s called ‘vs code’ because the code is an enemy you are fighting

adding a tier to my patreon where you get to ssh into my computer and do whatever

*gets woken up by interrupt* eeeughg...aehhgj.......gg..

I am literally being haunted

Bluesy notification screenshot: "Derrida has followed you"

Not this guy again...

Not many people appreciate the laconic beauty of an artisanal linker script nowadays... shame..

jana h-s tweet from Nov 15, 2022 reading: fun computer fact! if moore's law holds true, by the year 2025, each of your teeth will contain a tiny computer, screaming for your attention at all times. their small, terrified voices will whisper you to sleep every night, like scared children describing shapes in the dark

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