“what up, player”

The result, if it wasn't already obvious, is batshit runs on all sorts of staples and comfort foods, liquor and essentials

This is a very small regional conspiracy theory, limited to the South. But I do believe that large grocery store chains either bribe or agree to outrageous advertising contracts with local TV stations in exchange for meteorologists to put their thumb on the scale of winter storm forecasts.

a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice ALT: a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice

I'm not allowed to talk about it directly until the official announcement in July, but GNoH has won the category we were nominated in for that national award

*whispers* but i sure hopes he dies within 3 days

OK thank you for talking me down from the ledge. A ton of leftwing grifters like this guy tell people everything they want/don't want to hear. In the Trump nukes Iran post he also guesses he'll die in 3 days

The fact that I could believe that so easily says something abt this dumbass reality & me

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means?

ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

Is this right? I'm seeing shit on my timeline saying that Trump wanted to nuke Iran on Saturday night and Dan Caine the chief of the military said no and walked out?

What in the sweet baby Yoda is going on? Surely this is over-exaggerated.

Okay, it's probably not but I think I need more therapy

but never stop being cranionarratively interesting! that’s a real word, look it up

Which one?

Well, someone just visited. Let's see what kind of pitch they have today, shall we? I'll post here when I receive the email.

I agree with this. Movie was middling. Dog, 12/10

I'm still trying to convince people that April AKA Zuzu was named that because she was, like Reagan O'Neil from the Exorcist, possessed by Pazuzu and they never really got him out and Mom and Pop Ludgate kind of liked Zuzu better

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I think I won't be as interested in the franchise, if so. I like messy people with complicated motives and emotional damage

Yep! I wonder if they'll go back to the impermeable Bond of before Craig when they finally pick a new actor to play him.

In this way the knockoff product (JAson BOurne - JAmes BOnd) offered something more valuable than the original.

The 1st Jason Bourne flim changed James Bond forever. No longer was Bond an unchangeable, unaffected-by-his-adventures kind of protagonist who drove off into the sunset with perfect hair & Bond girl on arm. He was put through the ringer, scarred and traumatized by his job. Bourne's success did that

I tend to have the mussels on nice toasted sourdough with some sliced red onions, sometimes with buffalo mozz. That tin is really herbaceous, lots of pesto sauce. The I’ve done the salmon in an omelet which was incredible. Also in ramen with all the fixins

I literally had those for dinner tonight on toast and they were just okay, not bad but I prefer many small sardines not 3 big honkers. The lemon taste was minimal. I thought I’d start with the least interesting one to me.

Check out this guy on Insta, quirky wholesome content

These were an $85 Fishwife sampler pack minus the pesto mussels which I already had. Might make a nice gift for him.

There are very few expensive things that are actually worth the money. Mac computers (maybe), Gibson guitars (definitely), vintage Fender amps. Divorces. But if you're into tinned fish, these are definitely in the running. Especially the mussels in basil pesto. And the smoked salmon in Sichuan chili

welp, feel free to point out that i, a “professional” writer, used the word “again” twice in a sentence in my apology tweet

There are countries outside the US. This is how it is spelled in Australia where I am.

I learned that fact sixty seconds after making that dumb joke and have been waiting for this response from you to apologize. My sincere apologies. Once again American ignorance strikes again. For me it occurred in the most unlikely of places. Myself. Didn’t delete bc shame only works publicly.

yeah still i think i’ll slink off into this shrubbery and delete my account

well, pfui, already racked my last gallon cider and put it in the fridge to cold crash

And it's always possible my reading comprehension is off.

I got some and put only 3 into the liter bottle and it didn't really provide any fizz, just the barest amount. So I'm trying now with 5 drops per liter. I might add more. No idea what I'm doing, and I googled it before hand and the recommendation was 3. I should stop googling shit, it's always wrong

funny thing is i googled it before posting this dumbfuck ignorant joke and the first thing that came up was an app and i didn't dig any further

well, maybe I should kerb my enthusiasm for correcting people, i'll leave it up to you. you're better at it