Summer time but make it Urban Couture 💃🏽 🤣

See, I’m staying fat to spite conservatives.

Demanding Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden form Former President Voltron® after you gave the nuclear codes to Tang the Conqueror is some wild shit.

My body, my choice.

The “genocide is my red line” crowd:

1. Made the genocide in Sudan worse
2. Put Iranians under threat of extermination
3. Will ensure the extermination of Israelis and Palestinians when Russia and China retaliate on Iran’s behalf.

Excellent play calling, guys.

Nice.

I see the Democrats had a zoom call to get the messaging in order.

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I need everybody to stfu and get Speaker Johnson to call the House back in 2 days early. This isn’t the time to sit around and complain about politicians not doing shit. Be useful. mikejohnson.house.gov/contact/

Congress. Is. Not. In. Session. The. Speaker. Has. To. Call. Them. Back.

What’s wild is that this dude is a crazy Nazi and woman beater.

#FFFFFF

So, how's the accelerations going in America? Are we closer to bringing down the system?

This is what happens when you don’t have real culture.

There it is

I know I could throw hands with all these losers and win.

But does it smell like Vanilla Cashmere?

Damn, no curvy jeans for the fellas?

White men do this...a lot. And it looks weird.

Still wild to me his parents are Black and Jewish civil rights activists and he grew up to be a complete monster.

I remember taking a college class where the professor said before the world wars if you asked Americans what made their country unique they would usually talk about freedom, liberty, or the constitution, whereas Germans were likely to say “we have a really good military.”

a man wearing sunglasses and a denim jacket is walking down a street ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a denim jacket is walking down a street

gimmie what you got for a pork chop

Same

I'm not clear on what Target's leadership think Target's appeal is now. It was always a great value, with a nicer shopping experience than Walmart. Why exactly would Johnny Shopper want to spend more money just to wait 6 minutes for an overworked employee to come unlock the deodorant?

I'm a bad bitch so I can't help her. God can.

Oh yea, I forgot about this shit too. They rose prices and locked everything up.

I also think the ‘leaders’ wanted to take credit for something they saw already in motion.

Mind you, I stopped fucking with Target when they started locking up the deodorant, and socks, then got rid of self checkout.

Nobody was leading the boycott, we just stopped shopping there.

My AmEx bill, lowkey.

I have 6 meetings on my calendar tomorrow. I already wanna die.