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Imagine seeing a Grimace hit by a car on the side of the road. For us it’s the stuff of nightmares but for motorists in McDonaldLand it is the grim reality of everyday life

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A cheerful cylindrical robot with banded arms and legs, walking down a pavement with a phone in one hand and waving at someone out of frame with the other. The phone has a row of text boxes on it, indicating an ongoing conversation. Text in the bottom left reads, "suggested by @LMHPhotog".

A cheerful cylindrical robot with banded arms and legs, walking down a pavement with a phone in one hand and waving at someone out of frame with the other. The phone has a row of text boxes on it, indicating an ongoing conversation. Text in the bottom left reads, "suggested by @LMHPhotog".

496) Friendshipbot. When you've had a good time with friends or they've helped you through some stuff, or if you've met new people, helps you do Normal Person things like keep in touch or talk to them in the street to maintain the friendship. #SmallRobotsRemastered

12 hours ago 53 16 3 1

Food ¥20,000
Data ¥15,000
Rent ¥80,000
Dry Cleaning ¥360,000
Roses ¥150,000
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my sailor scouts are dying

1 year ago 135 28 9 0
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Just 10 days left in the campaign! So back now--why wait until October when you can have it before anyone else, right? We're 30% of the way to our next stretch goal--more art! And I'm thrilled to announce more new contributors: @drfionamoore.bsky.social, @andregeleynse.com, and @straith.ca!

1 day ago 11 7 1 4
A painting (used as a magazine poster) by Earl Norem of various Masters of the Universe characters fighting

A painting (used as a magazine poster) by Earl Norem of various Masters of the Universe characters fighting

I do believe there is such a thing as good art and bad art. But I also believe there should be a museum of toy packaging and marketing art so I can stand in front of this Masters of the Universe poster by Earl Norem and talk about its composition like it's The School of Athens

1 week ago 869 207 37 10
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One for @benjaminahr.mobi

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Photo of a minivan in a Harris Teeter parking lot, taken from the driver's side rear. The minivan is decked out to look like the vehicle from the movie Ghostbusters, including the company logo, racing stripe, and assorted ghost-busting hoses other gear on the roof.

Photo of a minivan in a Harris Teeter parking lot, taken from the driver's side rear. The minivan is decked out to look like the vehicle from the movie Ghostbusters, including the company logo, racing stripe, and assorted ghost-busting hoses other gear on the roof.

Photo of a minivan in a Harris Teeter parking lot, taken from the passenger's side front. The minivan is decked out to look like the vehicle from the movie Ghostbusters, including the company logo, racing stripe, and assorted ghost-busting hoses other gear on the roof, and a ladder going from the rear door to the rooftop gear. A chrome Slimer hood ornament pulls the ensemble together.

Photo of a minivan in a Harris Teeter parking lot, taken from the passenger's side front. The minivan is decked out to look like the vehicle from the movie Ghostbusters, including the company logo, racing stripe, and assorted ghost-busting hoses other gear on the roof, and a ladder going from the rear door to the rooftop gear. A chrome Slimer hood ornament pulls the ensemble together.

Photo of a minivan in a Harris Teeter parking lot, taken from the rear. The license plate reads "ECT0-1V"

Photo of a minivan in a Harris Teeter parking lot, taken from the rear. The license plate reads "ECT0-1V"

The local grocery store appears to be haunted 👻

3 days ago 152 13 13 2
Black Hole Sun - Vintage Soundgarden Cover ft. Haley Reinhart
Black Hole Sun - Vintage Soundgarden Cover ft. Haley Reinhart YouTube video by PostmodernJukebox

Mood: www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6RD...

3 days ago 8 1 0 0

Had the honor of narrating this! dustin's work is so goddamned funny and cool. nobody else is doing this type of thing and I highly recommend you check it out!

4 days ago 66 7 1 0
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The Thing, a mutated human with a rock-covered frame, looking down to see a diminutive green mutated turtle beside him. Each is caught in a terrible downpour, each has opted to wear a brown hat and trench-coat that barely disguises how untypical they are. Each looks severe but determined. The effect is in truth sweet and touching.

The Thing, a mutated human with a rock-covered frame, looking down to see a diminutive green mutated turtle beside him. Each is caught in a terrible downpour, each has opted to wear a brown hat and trench-coat that barely disguises how untypical they are. Each looks severe but determined. The effect is in truth sweet and touching.

Benjamin “The Thing” Grimm of the Fantastic Four and Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, caught in a real Eisner of a downpour, by Jon Bogdanove & Fernando Peniche.

4 days ago 535 101 2 6

I have 🖼️ art prints (gallery quality, archival) and 📜 posters (super vibrant, slightly shiny) of my work here! :-)

www.inprnt.com/gallery/carl...

#art #bsnm

4 days ago 32 9 0 0

how do you keep on doing it

great work!

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please watch this

please watch this

please watch this

it's right behind me

please watch this

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A Strange Night On Reddit
A Strange Night On Reddit YouTube video by Dustin Couch

Watch my video it takes place on the internet
youtu.be/_RG7hU_S8Vc

4 days ago 129 36 7 13

Patton Oswalt is going to read the third book in the Talisman trilogy. OTHER WORLDS THAN THESE will be out in October. I'm totally stoked that he agreed to do it. Spoiler alert: There's a character in the book who's a stand-up comedian. His name is...Payton Orville.
Coincidence? I think not.

5 days ago 3025 234 82 20

This one time?

I broke the Prime Directive and I thought I'd get in trouble but it turns out they break it pretty much every episode.

5 days ago 215 20 26 1

I was really excited to finally get the Stephen King boardgame to the table with my mate the Mad Stuntman but i just I couldn’t figure out his tactics. He was monomaniacally spending every turn on a single monster. I asked him what was up and it turns out, he likes to move it.

5 days ago 88 3 8 1
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6 days ago 67 69 3 15

What an insanely good offer for an exceptional game. Fellowship has irrevocably shaped the way that I write games, and is a must-read for anyone trying to create gonzo PbtA fantasy. Its moves, unlike many thin pastiche games of its era, do such unique and playful things, and the Frameworks are sick.

5 days ago 23 13 2 0

Forbidden! At The Social Media App

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Leafs can't even sell out their own barn

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The symmetry of a turn in the air. Yellow Warblers (Setophaga petechiae) are small birds known for their splendid "circling flight" while building their nest. [📷 Glen Noyer]

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Dana Scully: No Mulder don't be silly, it's just the title of low rent dating advice book from the 90s.

Fox Mulder: *somehow ends up being completely right about Men being from Mars and Women being from Venus by the end of the episode*

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a warning poster reading KEEP OUT: NO POETS ALLOWED NEAR THE ULTRAMUONMETER. below it suggests 'i will blast your pantaloons clean off you with a relativistic particle beam.'

a warning poster reading KEEP OUT: NO POETS ALLOWED NEAR THE ULTRAMUONMETER. below it suggests 'i will blast your pantaloons clean off you with a relativistic particle beam.'

@gianttourtiere.bsky.social Hello yes HR is yelling at me for doing exactly what they said and putting up a public safety poster???

1 week ago 86 6 4 0
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they’re announcing a new popcorn flavor. it’s called “floor”. it tastes amazing, but the whole time you’re very aware it’s called “floor”. it’s torture. but as soon as you eat one bite, you never want to eat anything else. but it’s too expensive, concessions are too expensive

1 week ago 31 3 1 1

I would like to try EastEnders, do I have to watch all seven seasons?

1 week ago 70 5 40 0

(Christopher Hale won't read this post, but others might.)

If you learn nothing else from my white middle-aged Catholic ass, learn this: Don't use this argument. It's not clever. And if you think about it for more than 10 seconds, you'll see how antisemitic it is.

1 week ago 17 8 1 0

You ever been a sleepy guy and slid into bed? Holy shit dude

1 year ago 110 7 5 1