It is more likely that The Atlantic becomes the new FBI Director as a result of Kash Patel’s lawsuit than that he wins any damages.

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

two young men are standing next to each other with the words be excellent to each other on the bottom ALT: two young men are standing next to each other with the words be excellent to each other on the bottom

Bill and Ted knew this

Let's launch this guy into the sun... Y'know for science and junk

Happy #Caturday

Absolute fucked situation when you're pulling for Netflix's monopolistic buyout to win over the Ellison's.

Conservatives being obsessed with LoTR but not understanding any of the themes would be funnier if they weren't actively trying to be Sauron

100% this - it's one of the reasons vibe coding is so odious, imo

In a reverse Sound of Music, JD Vance and his family shake the authorities and cross the mountains to try to reach Nazi Germany.

Green Lantern complains that Green Arrow gives him Das Capital for Christmas each year

I think about this Green Arrow joke at least once a week

Seriously. As the kids say, we're cooked

tired of the news being snuff films

It was murder, the word is murder, not execution or extrajudicial execution (which doesn't exist), it is murder. A crime.

Every time that Trump says Iceland instead of Greenland, a Mighty Duck gets its wings.

A functioning government would immediately remove him.

1943: Norwegian author Knut Hamsun gave his Nobel Prize medal to Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels during Germany's illegal occupation of Norway

2026: Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado gives her Nobel Prize medal to Donald Trump during USA's illegal occupation of Venezuela

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Remember, when your electricity bill goes up it’s because Elon Musk is generating so much CSAM and noncon porn.

I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war

This is even dumber than the weapons of mass destruction nonsense. Buffoonery of the highest order.

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

Ancient people who don't understand the internet seek to legislate the internet. Typical.

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

The thing about Star Wars is that the worst part of Star Wars are the mainline Star Wars movies

Make MTG mean Magic: The Gathering again

A panel from a comic book: ""November 14th: A partially muscled skeleton stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing"

Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Standing By The Perimeter Fence And Screaming For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day today all who celebrate

This is the kindest review I've ever seen of Kevin Sorb's acting

The entire GOP has a humiliation fetish