HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

If ever I was a contestant on Love Island, I can guarantee you that by week 1 I would have created an infernal and wretched altar to the dark gods out of all the other contestants innards. The British public would also not vote me out for it

watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of

Nasa astronaut on ISS, caught this sprite over Mexico and the US this morning. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. Source: NASA Astronaut Nichole Ayers

There's a pet psychic who got called out on Tiktok for being a fraud (getting every detail of the pet owner's life wrong) and the pet psychic responded saying that the pets must have been lying to her

Was a bloody pleasure!

So our new album ‘Fallen Star’ is out now. Extremely proud of this album, and tour last week was a ton of fun. Looking forward to playing more of these songs in the very near future. Hope you enjoy

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.

These are the wealthiest elites in the most powerful nation that ever existed. Believing in meritocracy in 2025 should be considered slightly less naive than believing in Santa Claus

What if an innocent person is executed? The death penalty is absolute caveman nonsense and does nothing for anyone. It does not bring back the dead. HOW’S THAT FOR A HORROR STORY STEVE

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

It just reeks of entitlement if you ask me. Which I get in a way, but on the other hand, they should, ya know, shut up. At least until the album is out. But also after that lol

Can’t argue with that logic I guess. Have a free shitty comment token

Also, if you're the kind of person who feels the need to comment "waaaah I prefer their old stuff" on any of our new songs/videos, think for a second. Get up, have a stretch. Take a deep breath. Then don't do it

Employed To Serve - Fallen Star YouTube video by EmployedToServeVEVO

New single 'Fallen Star' just dropped. Our most Carl Sagan video yet. Shot in the heart of a quasar (allegedly)

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gom @gOm me: say a big number. millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. can i have participation trophy now duhh Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.

Hope is a dangerous thing. But yes, yes it is

Thinking of the term "mould on a rock that got to think". Then read about the current mould problem in UK houses, plus the mould problem I've been having in my own place, and concluded that we're actually just "mould on mould that's got to think (about mould)". Shit rocks

“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak

I can never take the threat of Chinese propaganda seriously when I see Joe Rogan supported by Spotify and multiple huge corporations having a hundred times worse and bigger influence on people around me than anything China or any other government could even dream to imagine

"AI" programs like chatgpt have zero intelligence going on, they do not know anything, they have never had a thought, they don't understand the things they say, they will tell you false information, they are not capable of verifying anything they tell you

The 12 best new metal songs you need to hear right now Dream Theater, Killswitch Engage and Electric Callboy lead a stacked week of brilliant new metal singles. Plus, vote for your favourite!

Also, if you've been enjoying 'Atonement', please give us a vote in the Metal Hammer poll for best tracks of the week. If we win, I'll tell you about how jetlagged and over caffeinated we were during the filming of the video (hint: extremely).

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Finally got hold of some Heretic Legion models from Trench Crusade and I am so hyped that I could implode in on myself like a neutron star

Saw a reaction video for Atonement where one of the hosts was asking why we as a band suggested that Will Ramos sing that last verse. So, just to clarify... we didn't (he just kind of... added it). And secondly, we liked it and thought it was cool.

Mystery solved

Tomorrow. 5pm GMT

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Anywho, Employed To Serve are off on tour with @celestialsanctuary.bsky.social and @burnermetal.bsky.social in April. I’m gonna go out on a whim here and say there might be a riff or ten. Good ones too

"You mean I can gain a shit ton of ludicrous government contracts, have little to no regulation on my wealth, AND seem like an alpha male to le epic meme racists I admire on the internet? Well, in that case *is a fascist*"