i'm crying @ this

ily

bible

dick neck

so proud of true romance i can't stop smiling it's been 12 hours and i think i smiled in my sleep as well

if you got a joint in your tips it was me btw

text me

whenever i see ash wednesday unexpectedly im like :) yay i love ash wednesday!!!!!!

waiting for jamie and lynzo in the cell phone lot of the airport

You’re doing ur audiences a disservice by not booking anyone larger than amedium t-shirt size ! Plus size audience members come up to me all the time thanking me for being up there and how it made them feel so good to see someone plus size in a sea of skinnies ! Make ur shows better - MUAH 🫶

ou can't spend a single day that's not about YOU and YOU and nothing but you!! mahvelous novelist YOU!! isn't he wonderful just 28 the SAVIOR OF WRITING!!! YOU and YOU and nothing but YOU! miles and piles of you!!!! pushing through windows and bursting through walls en route to the SKY!!! and I???!!

you could stay with your wife on her FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

i love strapped and i love you

and i'll be front row

like she was way too real

gag strapped feels like a thing i made up but it's actually happening

thinking about the twink at karaoke last night who asked ari if she was turning 29 and she got offended

Gas so freaking expensive rn y’all .. if you got a friend who drives you around places you better be giving them a proper thank you or some sloppy toppy

Ooo bitch I look fucking good

📸: smkphotog

FOUR LOOKS for FOUR YEARS of BOOTS 💖4️⃣✨👢

boots best party ever btw

i'm directing i've been waiting for this moment

my man

delicious

what songgggggg

Sometimes I be hating

okay!!!!!!

i will be there !!!!!!!!

disco strapped should be every month . i haven't danced like that in so long

disco strapped kinda one of the best nights ever