damn you guys really are all here now

foaming pipe snake

this doesn’t really sound like something i would say tbh

serve this c

what’s moderation like on here these days. if someone said “it would be reasonable if <famous south african>’s daughter shot him with a gun” would that get them in trouble

it’s all in the face, everyone understands a smile even when everything else is shutting down in there. it doesn’t even have to be a convincing one

having to listen to my clients talk about AI feels like providing emotional support to someone with advanced dementia

RFK jr for HHS secretary is a huge win for Nurgle nation

i’m extending an invite to maccabi fans to come to toronto. community support for the state of israel is already plummeting here but i think the lads could speed this trajectory up considerably

another long day toiling in the “extracting coins from the floating prostate” factory

one of the funniest things you can see in a movie is a mans dick and balls flopping around

weird flex but i know someone who does denturist stuff professionally that might be able to point you in the right direction if you’re making something

I’ll take a look at my list and grab some highlights for ya when I get home :)

me and who

deep space 9 is incredible because it’s about what if a shitty strip mall was an ancient religious site and also the pentagon

mobile game ad in which Kathy is requesting a pink simple bright interior design

mobile ad second panel in which Kathy is making it clear I have failed to meet her needs

in the fucking doghouse again. don’t text

now we’re talkin

recently went back for it and the state of the fashion mods is such that i spend half the time just putting together lööks it’s great

two of them

countdown to him going mask off and dusting off the stupid afrikaner khakis

two of them

A spooky pumpkin, dancing on a blue background with the text “ not long! “

not long !

they should let you put more money in the meter at the car wash so you can just hang out in your preferred zone. choose from the Big Bristle Rollers, the Slappy Kelp Forest, or the Scouring Windstorm

The color of this cocktail from 1917 is extremely what I would assume a cocktail from 1917 would look like.

You shouldn’t have to work if there’s a bird outside you want to watch

this is me. if you even care