Done

I had the opportunity to confront Pete Hegseth's bigoted spiritual mentor, Pastor Doug Wilson, and call him out on his history of hate, his misreading of the Bible, his hijacking of Jesus, and his cosplay Crusading.

It was worth it.

"This is an important thing to think about."

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The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.

This makes perfect sense. 💯 I just need to learn not to engage with dead pet posts and other topics that I know are going to cause me trouble. I’m making myself part of the problem I’m complaining about.

The dead pet posts always seem to occur in clusters for me – usually during a downturn in my mental health, which is unfortunate. Not sure whether the perceived cluster is due to pets dying in clusters, people whose pets have died posting in clusters, or whether I’m just overly sensitive at times. 🤷🏼‍♀️

JD Vance trying to order lunch. "What's your normal human food?"

Vance by Jason Adam Katzenstein .

🔥SEN. @ossoff.senate.gov : “Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner’s on the Saudi payroll for $2 BILLION— as he leads 🇺🇸 diplomacy + asks sheikhs for billions more… Never have we seen so little effort to hide so much corruption. The Mar-a-Lago mafia taking corruption to spectacular new heights.”

What he says…

I personally think that “confused” should be replaced by “terrified” when it comes to explaining the behavior of conservative white voters. Upset the status quo and their white/straight/cis/Christian privilege cards no longer open any doors.

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

Also why do we tolerate Presidency by social media posts?

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

TRUMP, throwing insults at Pope Leo:
“weak on crime”
“terrible for foreign policy”
“catering to the Radical Left”
“owes his position to me”
“sit down and mind your own business”

POPE LEO, unbothered:
“We are called to love.”

Pope James David Vance the First The vice president has decided he’s a more accomplished theologian than Leo XIV.

"Vance’s slap at Leo—including the pompous implication that he needs to go back & do some theology homework—illustrates the political & religious risks Vance is willing to take with a country whose population is one-fifth Catholic, in order to demonstrate his utter fealty to Trump."

Gift link.

📌Pope Leo XIV TODAY:

“The world is being ravaged by a handful of tyrants. Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion and the name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.”

He is NOT backing down.

Pope Leo is having NONE of it!

ZOHRAN: “I ran on taxing the rich — Today, we’re taxing the rich… the first ever pied-a-terre tax for second homes worth $5 Million+… $500 MILLION from the richest of the rich to fund child care, etc…💰”

Promises kept.

Mike Johnson now popesplaining at the Pope

Mike Johnson comes from the Southern Baptists, famously informed and sympathetic to the teachings of Catholicism.

Anyway, I'm just glad he's been cured of whatever medical condition he has that makes him blind to breaking news.

Did anyone have Iran telling the US president to stop bitching and do his fucking job serving America on their bingo card?

Me neither.

In an open letter to American psychologists, Iranian psychologists called for an assessment of the mental health of the US political leaders in the interest of world peace.