Where "hilarity" for the heroine generally involves her losing her job for being assumed to be morally deficient. Also loss of boyfriend/fiancé. Loss of housing imminent. Hero's wealthy and awful fiancé rages flamboyantly, with compulsory furniture-chewing, histrionics, and vengeance.
I'm sure Husband could supply you with a suitably niche list. You weren't far off with "new hat". "Poor but feisty young lady acquires stylish hat/fur coat/diamond necklace via good deed to disguised rich man; both parties suspected of having an affair. Hilarity ensues. They fall in love and marry."
a slightly damp golden retriever puppy leaps toward the camera with his front paws right at the bottom of the frame. his ears are flapping out away from his head a bit, and he has the sweetest look in his eyes. his tiny razor-sharp teeth are pristine, and his tongue is a little wrinkled like it doesn’t fully fit in his face yet.
This is Drake. He is very happy to see you. Saw you about five minutes ago, but is thrilled it's happening again. 12/10
To the tune of "I'm a Little Teapot (Elon is a Crackpot)"
I'm a shiny Tesla.
I'm a TRUCK!
Mighty is my power.
Watch me climb this... fuck.
I like to fossick in my brain, but it's mostly Matrix. #qotd
For those in relevant parts of the world and/or cultures:
Do take care if you're going to be out and about today - it's peak Office Christmas Party day/night, so it will be a bit wild and woolly out there, and less than ideal conditions for driving or taxi/Uber etc travel. Stay safe y'all!
Bad barometer! No biscuit! Get back up off the floor at once! Carefully. #perthweather
Oh no, not again.