Some of you don’t think in four dimensions and it both shows and is yet to show

Headline that says mushrooms may talk to one another with up to 50 words

so they're mycoblogging

with advances in AI and deepfakes we are proud to announce that Pagliacci will soon be able to attend a reasonable facsimile of his performance, likely curing him forever

Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes

Some Other America, One I Do Not Know

www.popehat.com/p/some-other...

There is no perfection without iteration.

We will do anything to avoid facing the fact that the #1 threat to the republic is the failure of it's citizens to care about its preservation.

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2014: the movie Idiocracy is basically a documentary

2024: the movie Idiocracy is a beautiful and aspirational look at a future brighter than our own. a tantalizing glimpse into a better world that has already slipped from our fingertips.

Opinion: Bluesky is a dangerous echo chamber because no one wants to hear from me, specifically They just… blocked me. Like I’m some kind of annoyance, rather than the iconoclastic and fascinating truth-teller which I know myself to be.

“Two years ago, Elon Musk bought Twitter. I personally didn’t have a problem with that, because I’m a common sense centrist who nevertheless only writes about how much I agree with reactionary ideas.”

Pitch-perfect satire.

Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad “Mr. Trump’s first term was better than expected… the authoritarian rule that Democrats and the press predicted never appeared. Mr. Trump was too u...

There should be a Pulitzer for satire www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/her...

Looking forward to Elon and Ron Paul abolishing the federal reserve and creating a new, government-backed bitcoin currency called the Dunning-Krugerrand

They want us to think this is a deepfake but it's what really happened at the McDonald's

Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.

who did this

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #3,125,392!

I've told this story before, but when my paternal grandmother passed, her daughters fought for DAYS over who would get her precious ever-guarded recipe book, finally agreed they would share it, opened it to copy down the recipes and found it had only 1 entry which said "Book I pretend has recipes"

So many things in this thread are awesome.

a screenshot of a tweet that reads "writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits" with an image of Asahina Mafuyu from Project Sekai, a character who has a fake "perfect girl" persona to hide her depression

Life hack

The Lord of Change You Can Believe In!

NYT: Joe should quit, he stutters

Philly Inquirer: Trump is a fucking criminal what the fuck are we doing here

New, Barbie Warhammer 40k Two girls are playing with barbiehammer figurines. "Wow, commissar Barbie is so loyal!" "OH no private Ken, I'll have to shoot you" "Hahaha! Ken ill corrupt you to serve slaanesh"

RFK is the only candidate who believes in lobal worming

we're all thinking it

The SNL Happy Fun Ball but the disclaimer is for Cybertruck

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