Only i should be able to vote. i would ask bluesky what the wokes want

hey, i hope this isn't too forward, but i couldn't help noticing the way you were skillfully modulating your speed around fellow trail-users on the oak street curve. do you want to grab a drink at the mariano's piano bar sometime?

Kash SPLC press conference is like when they let a dying dog have a steak

The implicit media consensus is that urban voters should not be able to overrule rural voters, but that rural voters should be able to overrule urban voters, an assumption so axiomatic and unquestionable that nobody even understands they're making it.

god i wish i was smoking crack this good

every week is a new west elm caleb saga

tfw the 0-0 baseball game is so boring you leave & go to nissei

easily the most fun i’ve had on the CTA since getting drunk at noon on the green line going to p4k

bus driver let me climb around the cab & the front like it was a jungle gym (i was asked to close the roof hatch up front for a driver who couldn’t reach)

been having an absolute flop of a week. excited to see what new depths i can sink to before friday.

too bad this generation will never know the joys of using foreclosed house mailboxes as dead drops for sched 1’s purchased off the silk road. but yeah otherwise exact same vibes as 2009-2013.

also an extreme aversion to complexity, works in translation, authors who do calvino-esque adventures in formalism, basically anything interesting lol.

Kam is also sponsoring the bill to legalize robo taxis.

Kam also voted the age gating bill out of committee and again for it in the house.

Kam is not the progressive hero he positions himself as.

it’d be an instaban but god the ‘silence cracker’ laser eyes crab meme has never been more warranted

I don't think enough people know how important Sicario has become in the Dumb Violent Guy canon, this is their version of women who wanted to do Eat Pray Love

They not only won’t cancel; they’ve handed the entire event over to the fascists.

Stephen Miller and Pete Hegseth are sitting at CBS’ table.

FCC’s Brendan Carr has actually been invited, while he’s trying to take away press freedoms.

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speaking from experience, when an american gets too into UK politics it’s a real bad sign

Happy Mother 3 20th Anniversary day everyone

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i fucking hate a 6/8 time signature. 3/8? sprightly. 4/4? normal. 6/8? you want all of the structure with none of the dignity. go to hell you stupid ass hole.

me waving goodbye to my large wife as she goes off to work so i can drive a hotwheels car in a circle on the front lawn

More people really need to understand what mission creep is and how the language of criminality will apply to literally everyone an authoritarian government deems fit.

oh sure but when i run across the field naked it's "illegal"

getting one (1) small note on form/posture & spiraling because i practiced that one for weeks to get an S-rank approval

Building a auto reply bot for the Company Slack that picks “great run with it” “i will give you 20% more department budget” “not sure ask again later” “bad idea, but i love the initiative” and “lets talk offline” then going to the beach

Folks it might be the best game ever made

first result for “chopped dot com”