Last time I gave you something sharp, you slipped on a loose apple shaving, did a quinti-frontflip while falling, launching the blade at mach 5 and almost decapitating lord Takumi. I didn't even KNOW you could slip on apple skins. Forgive me if I don't exactly trust you with a divine weapon.

“ As you wish. ”

“ Seems like a ton of unnecessary noise... ”

You would drop it and hurt somebody.

I hold most legendary daggers of both Hoshido and Nohr...

so, i have some news you will not enjoy.

“ Indeed. Two of milord, and one of milady complicates things. I shan't complain. ”

“ I could manage two, but three? ”

“ Three... Matters surely aren't getting any simpler. ”

I have the authority to write you up for this.

Language.

?

He scowls.

“ If you truly enjoy working for milord and making him happy, then perhaps you should apply yourself to being more competent, and save the excitement for afterward! ”

“ And what exactly is that supposed to mean? I finish my duty, and I do so with haste, and without fail. ”

“ I shall deliver them myself. That is *my* job, not yours. ”

“ Is that so? ”

He moves the obstruction, knowing from muscle memory that they are cooled.

“ You may help yourself. ”

“ I assure you, we had the most capable carpenters work on these stairs. And my relationship with Corrin also runs deeper than business. I don't see what the issue could be? ”

“ Stairs aren't... 'wobbly' and it is part of your duty to stay composed around lord Corrin. Pace yourself, do not get distracted, and watch your surroundings as you walk. ”

“ Not quite. It's simply a matter of not tripping, which I expect you struggle greatly with. ”

Holding a serving tray between him and the cookies, they are not finished cooling.

“ Hm? I concern myself not with weaknesses outside of the battlefield. ”

“I know I'm a big klutz, but I take pride in working as hard as I can to serve others.”

#FERP #MVRP #FEFATES

“ I... genuinely do not know what I could say to that. He still takes nothing seriously, and would rather do anything else, but still, everything he does is on par with myself. ”

“ Of course. It is my duty to be the absolute best. Both for you and lord Corrin. ”

“ He extends kindness to just about anyone, but I trust his judgement more than anyone. ”

Oven timer clicks. He takes the tray out of the oven and sets it atop the stove.

He briefly leaves the room, and comes back holding a tray. On it is a mint milkshake, a salad, and some grilled asparagus on the side. He sets the tray down and bows his head.

“ Enjoy, sire. ”

@scytherose.bsky.social

You walk in as Jakob is in the midst of baking something. He turns to you and speaks.

“ It seems milord has grown acquainted with you. Anybody who gains Corrin's respect has mine as well. I'm baking cookies. You may have one when they are finished. ”

He bows respectfully.

" With haste, sire. Any cravings in particular? ”

@xanderkingofnohr.bsky.social

He places a cup of tea on Xander's desk.

“ Here you go, milord. Just as you asked. Do you require aught else? ”

|| INTERACTION BAIT LIKE I HAVENT POSTED THE SAME THING TO TWO OTHER ACCOUNTS ALREADY !!

Jakob from Fire Emblem fates. Written for any route.

Multiships w/chem. (No fates gen 2 units or minor muses.)

MDNI

Writer's name is Emile.