chicken biscuit

favorite eeveelution is probably bupropion

life updates: i have short hair now, i live back in nc, and i have turned evil. thanks!

hello to all of my irl friends who liked this. we need to hang out soon please.

i’ve been writing this fan fiction long enough and told enough people at my regular haunt that it’s normal for me to walk in and go “these video game characters ain’t gonna suck their own dicks” and everyone supports me lmao

stopped negotiations with our last remaining sports team and ensured they moved to vegas so that the kids i teach lost every local team they ever knew within just a few years

diagnosing people as freakazoids and telling them they'll live forever

i’m wearing a low cut black dress and mouse ears, rolling my eyes and pointing to my ears. as if to say… “duh”

i’m wearing a low cut black dress and mouse ears while smiling with my finger beneath my chin

i’m a mouse… duh

good news! he doubled my wellbutrin dose and now i feel like i i can speak 4 languages at the same time and have wings that can carry me through the raging sea winds

once on a trip through the appalachians i had to pee real bad and saw an outhouse but someone had shot the toilet with a shotgun and yeah it honestly was one of the funniest things i’ve seen. shit all over the ceiling and walls just blown the hell up

i emailed my psychiatrist being like “i don’t feel like killing myself anymore!! 😌😇 all i do now is sometimes go a week without showering or eating more than maybe a piece of bread a day for like.. two weeks at a time. but that’s it!” and he moved my appointment up by a month and a half lol

me smiling with pencils in my hair wearing a turquoise corduroy jacket with a necklace and skateboard earrings

picture day photo came in

“Check out this idiot” 🙅‍♀️
- so what?
- bullying
- maybe you’re wrong
- implies stupidity should be punished or condemned, inviting the ire of Foucault

“Cognition is a disease” 🙆‍♀️
- inclusive language
- indicts all participants
- gets people to pay attention
- sobering reminder of our shared abjection

the easiest way to my heart is by unsheathing a tantō while dressed like an idiot

in playing the yakuza series i have learned that kiryu is daddy and ichiban is baby. i am sorry. for your sake i will not share my thoughts on majima

kindergartner ran up to the orkin man at school and yelled WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE lmao

i say the serenity prayer every time i can’t find context for drama. perhaps i must accept i was not meant to find it. perhaps with courage i will find it. only wisdom can tell the difference

i did the album cover picture

gas station bathroom in kingman az playing down with the sickness 👍

me sitting on the south rim of the grand canyon, smiling

me wearing a pink and white striped cowboy hat making peace signs

drive a tank! (on a billboard)

sign that says SHOOT A MACHINE GUN ASK ABOUT MACHINE GUNS

i went to the big hole

Hi Stella!!!!!!

i’m wearing black cuffed jeans, black boots, a plaid shirt, and a black jacket with faux fur frills on the cuffs and collar

been a minute since i posted teacher fit of the day.

The state of mental health care in the US is abysmal and if people knew what mental hospitals are really like I think they’d understand better people’s resistance to being locked up in one. You don’t get much one-on-one therapy. There often aren’t enough staff to prevent fights, assaults. It’s bad.

made sweet potato ginger cinnamon buttermilk cake with cream cheese honey lemons frosting for my friends’ cat’s first birthday party today.

smokin that shit that made Dunston check in

Once my dad gives me that drink that restores hp im going to run right back into traffic

ff16 is too horny but at least your dogs name is Torgal lmao

skyler got me this from taiwan so i put it on my rearview and now i laugh whenever i get in my car lmao

if you don’t like bluegrass your soul has been tainted by some ruinous spirit of smog and rot tbh