Guard rabbit

The local scallies were in our back garden last night. Legged it when spotted and no damage done but not a recipe for a good night’s sleep.

To not telegraph your tactics to the opposing team, presumably some kind of trenchcoat would be required here?

I hear they all loved him at the party conifer-ence.

Bet it can still move at light speed the second you turn your back, though.

Shorter ferry trips though.

Things you Should Have Done was brilliant. Loved every minute.

Ooooh - that’s gonna rule. Enjoy!

As good an illustration as you’d want for why safe, segregated accommodations at street level are critical, I’d say.

Ah right, sorry - was conflating with the FB message.

Sorry to hear that - it’s near us and I know the kids have been photographed with images provided to the police. That bridge is a bit of an appealing one as it’s closed (with a gap) on one side so secluded but also an easy escape away across the sports ground if police ever do turn up.

"I read the news today, oh boy..."

Additionally, the ability to use justified text should be licensed with a renewal exam every 5 years.

The 'dashes means it's AI' shit is really winding me up now.

The entry to a pub. It’s old weathered wood with a porthole window. Above the door is an illuminated, slightly yellowed sign with small condensed capitals that read PUBLIC BAR in red.

The bar necessities, Stromness, Orkney.

girl with the dragon kazoo

a woman is standing in a doorway in a room with purple curtains and a candle holder . ALT: a woman is standing in a doorway in a room with purple curtains and a candle holder .

"they've all got it infra-me"

Had an iced apple turnover from Rendall’s bakery on the Willow Road for the first time in 30 years and it was bangin’

Know these kids have been reported to the police - with clear photos. Hopefully they have enough to intervene. They torched a shed on the allotments down the way too.

A box of clipper teabags. On the side it says ‘lift to tuck in’

My Dad: “milk and sugar?”

Me, hunched over the counter stuffing tea bags in my mouth: “noffangff juff vlagg”

Things got very complicated at that stage.

A tall pack of round noodle pucks.

Not a fan of these biscuits.

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Thanks for the ID - now off down a rabbit hole…

Oh yeah that’s absolutely mammoth!

Crop of an old painting of the Edinburgh city centre showing the span of the castle on the left and Carlton jail on the right. In the centre is a slender chimney that towers above the height of the castle to a comical degree.

Looking at this print of the ‘wet review’ dated 1881 and fascinated by what the bloody hell is going on with this MEGA CHIMNEY apparently sprouting from around the Waverley to waaay above the castle. Any ideas @threadinburgh.scot ? There’s a little artistic license obv but this seems deliberate

A black lamb and three black ducks.

Creatures

A Kirkwall shopfront with the windows covered up and a collapsing sign that reads ‘we are open please use back door down st Magnus lane’

Clerks (1994)

View from a car window showing snowy dark hillside and low cloud.

Heading north.

Truly a superpower.