Noi

I can usually beat them except for ones that are multiple takes where they come up for air or have an oxygen tank like in Thunder in Paradise where Hulk Hogan has to swim through an underground cave and used a special commando training technique that "fully oxygenizes blood" (hyperventilating)

Whenever someone in a movie or show has to hold their breath for a long time do you see if you can do it

It's the funniest goddamn thing I've read in years and also the most beautiful

I'm posting this snippet of writing here so I'll never forget it.

I can post videos now.

He has been on and off drunk for weeks. He had a pretty disastrous appearance on Tim Pool's show where he was so drunk they had to use one of those big hooks to pull him away from the mic and afterwards they were all speculating about his health.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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Now bsky is saying I have an invalid handle. This is fun.

Checking out a new puzzle game called Poke All Toads. It is good and super cute. You play a pair of fairies who are into poking toads, and have to navigate switches and blocks to do it safely. I was going to post a video but bsky says I need to confirm my email address, even though it is confirmed.

Sam is tired.

Mac Themes Garden | Slimes Slimes by Junko Habu (1998)

Also sort of related, I finally found the Slimes scheme, it felt like meeting a celebrity for the first time, look at this desktop pattern, look at the icons!! Incredible stuff macthemes.garden/themes/4f8c1...

Post an image from a game you played as teenager

Finally got the last certification I need for my job. That + the three I had to take for the position that they ended up outsourcing me out of is like six certifications in a year. I'M DONE

This has been my favorite for a long time and has been my insomnia movie lately.

Love three of these and added the other two to my watchlist.

I want that

I ended up getting a high quality big sharp knife as a gift and I cannot understate how life-changing it was

I liked his look and then found out what his deal was and was baffled

I want to experience this for the first time

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Sword & Sorcery is when the soft animal of your body has to slay a fucking necromancer.

I used to make threads of made-up snack names and I swear this was one of them

it's interesting how movies actually literally produced by the tubi corporation as "tubi originals" don't really mean the same thing spiritually as when you say "a tubi movie"

I barely know what the discourse is but always like when you dig in on this stuff.