You're not stuck in traffic. You are traffic. I'm definitely the first person to think of this. #deep

Shit..... #winsomelosesome #hashtageverthing

Mr. Fischoeder: I guess someone else will have to be tiny and bossy. Uh, what about you? What've you got?

Andy: I can smile!

Mr. Fischoeder: Never mind. What about you?

Ollie: I know how everybody's gonna die.

Mr. Fischoeder: okay forget it

#bobsburgers

Would you be in favor of a shot clock on penalty shots and shootout attempts in the NHL? 5 seconds seems like enough to still come in slow but not painfully slow. #nhl #penaltyshot #hoxkeyshootout

GOOD NIGHT SAIGON! THAT'S A SAD ONE! #newgirl #billyjoel #nassaucounty #dirtyoldbitch

Rappers be lying
-Winston L'Andre Bishop

#newgirl

I don't get it. What's the big deal? 😁