I'll chip in for three eyes. You'll have to crowdsource the remaining seven hundred and seventy four. 😅

Don't forget to cover every remaining square inch of your body with eyes, too. 👁️👁️👁️

SIR! You put that away this second! 😳

[A chart describes accessibility use cases beyond just "disabled people".] Touch: One arm, arm injury, new parent holding baby See: Blind, cataracts, distracted driver Hear: Deaf, ear infection, bartender [in noisy environment] Speak: Non-verbal, laryngitis, heavy accent

Consider also that accessibility features benefit your so-called "normal" users.

I'm sitting in a quiet waiting room and want to watch a video, but I don't have my headphones. Closed captions.

Alt text is similarly useful for slow connections, broken images, and SEO optimization.

It was so fucking shameless, it boggles the mind.

With new advances in technology, computers will be able to do tiresome and unrewarding work like painting, writing, and composing music, leaving human beings free to create shareholder value and protect inventory

The Somerton one cut deep -- I'd really been enjoying "his" content and even was on his Patreon before the revelations about both the plagiarism and the outright fabrications came out.

Rest in Pissinger! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Oooh, and Primitive Technology? Such relaxing videos.