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With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

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The crucial thing to understand about Peter Thiel is that he adores "The Lord of the Rings" and no one in human history has ever so utterly completely missed all the salient points of what a book is about.

so, who’s the most shitfaced member of the Donnyverse? you could be forgiven for assuming it’s Piss-Drunk Pete Kegstand, the champagne-guzzling dunk-tank clown who grew up to be Donny’s Secretary of Death. after all, ‘piss-drunk’ is right there in his name. and sure, in the running would be US Attorney Boxwine, famous for regularly showing up for her on-air Fox News gig as a word-slurring, four-sheets-to-the-wind mess.

who's most shitfaced in the Donnyverse? no, it's not Pete Kegstand — and it's not Jeanine Boxwine. their antics can't compete with the drunk-as-a-skunk antics that Kash Patel gets up to. thank you for your attention to my sober look at the most inebriated cabinet ever. link is here: bit.ly/4mMkjA8

Toni, orange female lays on her cat tree wishing all her friends a great day

A little late today but Toni girl wishes everyone a wonderful #Caturday!!! 🧡🐈 #cats #catsofbluesky #catsky #orangecats #catpics #Toni

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES

Sean Hannity, the Fred Flintstone of shameless propaganda, has declared he will no longer be a Catholic because he worships Donald Trump—and the money it brings in—more.

Sean had to declare publicly that he will no longer be following his faith—because how else would anyone be able to tell?

We are living in a timeline so dumb it's exhausting.

Fuck this fucking fuck of a fucking excuse for a fucking person.

New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

"Reading Mein Kampf and shaking my head the whole time so the people on the bus know I disagree with it"

Joe Rogan is standing directly behind Trump in the Oval Office

Disney is saddened at the passing of Joe Rogan, who died suddenly today after unknowingly wandering into the President's fart zone.

Every single day, Trump does something that would have ended any other presidency.

Every. Single. Fucking. Day.

Are they interviewing the diaper? Or is the mic waiting for him to talk out of his ass again?

This photo is a medium shot of Brittney Shki-Giizis, a Canadian volunteer in the Ukrainian military, during an interview with The Kyiv Independent. She is sitting behind a white table with a professional black microphone on a small tripod in front of her. She is wearing a multicam pattern military jacket with several patches, including a visible Canadian flag on her left shoulder. She has dark hair tied back and is looking slightly off-camera with a neutral, engaged expression. The background is a dark room with a warm-toned, textured brick wall partially illuminated by soft lighting.

Canadian female fighter at the forefront of Ukraine's drone war

"...we need every every drop of resources we can get."

"...if Russia isn't stopped here in Ukraine, it's just going to carry on into Europe."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8o4...

Erika Kirk event booted off high school campus after backlash from students and parents A Phoenix-area high school pulled the plug on a planned on-campus appearance by Erika Kirk after a wave of student and parent complaints forced administrators to reconsider hosting the Turning Point USA chief during school hours, according to a new report.Pinnacle High School principal Jeremy Richar...

Erika Kirk event booted off high school campus after backlash from students and parents

4 cats. 4 meows

A black-and-white cat lying on a bed, looking relaxed

Uni is melting

There was a time when we worried that Rico would never grow into his oversized mittens.

#FlashbackFriday 🐾
#Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

How old were you when you found out that
"NEWSPAPER" means
North, East, West, South Past And Present Event Report.

Read the text of this invite below. It is crazed.

'Ellison’s decision to spend time in Washington “honoring” a White House that has made demonizing the press central to its playbook has outraged staffers at CBS News.' www.status.news/p/david-elli...

Having worked for DOGE in any capacity needs to be a mark of absolute shame. When they destroyed USAID they caused the deaths of countless people in foreign countries. Here in the US, they enabled the theft of 300 million citizens’ private info from government databases.

They are monsters.

A con man, a pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar.
Bartender says,
"Here by yourself today,
Mr. President?

News headline: “RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip”

Oh man nooo RFK jr that was actually Kid Rock and he’s technically alive? But enjoy his dick.

The richest 10% of Americans own roughly 87% of stocks.

The richest 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.

It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.

"Gotta step out. The worm is telling me that a toilet seat is ready for my nose."