Panel from What If...? #17 (1990) Sergei Kravinoff aka Kraven The Hunter, stands naked in a room full of spiders that swarm around him or hang from the ceiling. The spiders cover his shame. He looks upset. Kraven: Why am I DOING this?
Current train of thought began because I saw a poster for a queer art market and thought “quart market,” and then “I hope I never get quart markled”
just so we're all clear: yes, i do think you are legitimately stupid if you're a wwe fan
"What is it, a long time ago? It is NOW!" youtu.be/CiajbgY6ofU?...
its like I didn't even know they made dogs that big!
It rocks we have like a hopepunk version of the toynbee tiles guy
A red fox, a bag of feed, and a chicken against a yellow background with question marks.
the friend group small but we crazy af
You shall not pass! -- 4tran gandalf
Drink from the hose ass understanding of the music industry
No they didn't
You know when John McAfee settled on the hammock at least that had a touch of easy going whimsy
Headline that reads "Legendary orca brothers seen in UK waters" with a photograph of two orcas
Well well well if it isn't the Blowhole Brothers
Chappell Roan’s bodyguards have taken Osgiliath. If we do not meet them on the Pelennor Fields all will be lost
northernlion cruise sounds like heaven for straight tgirls just twirl your hair and go "yeah that obama impression is really spot on" with the most vocal fry you can muster and you're leaving with a husband and a combined $5k in the hole that's the kind of setup most couples in the 00s would die for
ur-unc hai
The bunnies look at a bedazzled portrait of a brooding young man that says, hottie, cutie man, things of that nature. GRASSY: Any chance either of you know who this is? DAFFODIL: Wow. No but I wish I did. GRASSY: What do you think he does? ASTER: A rock singer, absolutely. Notice the pugnacious jacket. DAFFODIL: He invented a machine. DAFFODIL: A machine that makes smoothies at the same time every day. DAFFODIL: And it helps women live. It helps women to live!
Cutie Man Mystery
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my idea of economics was forever changed when this girl in ninth grade was like “your family’s rich” and i said “yeah right, my dad’s a journalist and my mom’s a teacher, do the math” and she said “my dad’s a magician”
Pain at the pal
Kara Swisher talking to South Korean school children "I can't imagine American kids eating this healthy, how can we get American kids to eat like you do?"
I hope you die in a waymo.
or her announcing unprompted she wasn't on anti-psychotics
Well most recently it was the learning tree, but he's just made his latest return so thats liable to change
It’s right there in the name, the whole purpose of copilots on planes is to entertain the captain. That’s why we refer to them as “the jesters of the skies”
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idiotic
It was hard growing up in a stop motion family, we moved around all the time but luckily never very far
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink