Happy birthday to your grandpa 🥳🎉🥂

No I'm listening to a thriller with the Dr Highsmith character in it, and I'm just saying, I would NOT take pills from a Dr Highsmith

And in the 2nd or 3rd Ripley novel, 'Ripley Underground', guess what happens

So this character just necked a couple of sleeping pills prescribed by a 'Dr Highsmith'

Nope. No way. Not a reassuring name for a doctor. I would never

He has of course now woken up buried underground which is one of the most gripping moments in the whole Ripley series for me

Baby
Where the hell is my lip balm
Why is it taking me so long
To find you-oo-oo?!

Twenty-five times an hour

Won't be able to play guitar for weeks... Keep walking past it eyeing it ruefully. Have decided to spend the time trying online singing lessons tho, don't want to deprive my neighbours after all

1/4 One of the things that comes up in workshops again and again is that perimenopausal and menopausal women are sacrificing their health for the sake of those around them.

Dealing with high levels of stress because they carry all the responsibility at home.

#Edusky #EduskyUk #WomenEd

The only reason they want robo taxis is this fella

OMFG can you imagine emigrating from Golder's Green to an illegal West Bank settlement? What the actual fuck, what kind of person would want to do that?

Is everyone finally getting it that bigotry and fascism are really, really, terminally stupid?

The NHS is incredible. Amazing treatment, wonderful people, such a high level of care. So grateful. My sister was amazing company for two whole days. Now I can concentrate on healing
#BreastCancer #NHS ❤️‍🩹🌈❤️‍🩹🌈❤️‍🩹🌈

The people who they're meant for (insects) certainly do notice them

Surgery today. Got half an hour left to drink proper tea and eat something. Then I'm supposed to not faint for the rest of the day somehow

Funk Moments

Peak April out there today. Greener than can be described, bluebells, garlic, violets, celandine, oak trees coming into leaf, swifts gathering, kestrels hunting, lambs leaping around, everything bursting into life

Marvellous!

Why is Philosophy? It says 'first principles' but until quite recently we didn't know what they were, because we didn't understand human evolution at all. It's all speculation and projection. It might be fun but it's not a real subject

I never get pix of your vagina in my feed, is it a subscription only type deal

How are there still tickets for this show? Are you people insane!? Come and see me talk to two absolute geniuses of comedy and theatre www.leicestersquaretheatre.com/show/richard...

Images from the last two days work at Charmouth Heritage Coast Centre. Photos show families joining in the making, the finished artwork and individual piece, including the small model of the Centre which I made myself.

Images from the last two days work at Charmouth Heritage Coast Centre. Photos show families joining in the making, the finished artwork and individual piece, including the small model of the Centre which I made myself.

I've had an amazing two days at the very special Charmouth Heritage Coast Centre, where visiting children have helped me to commemorate 25 years of the 'Jurassic Coast' by creating this 3D display.
A truly collaborative effort!
@charmouthhcc.bsky.social #edusky #UKEd
www.darrellwakelam.com

I'm pleased the issue of self conscious frogs is being taken seriously - about time!

I hate chess, will the computer play for me please

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

It's almost as awful as something a human would do

I knew I bought a bottle of bubbly today for some reason! Thank you for the reminder

Are they more evil or more stupid? It's like the Keystone Cops are running the world's most dangerous empire

Anything I can dance to

My ex got in touch and it's as if he somehow knew I'm about to have surgery and I nearly ran back into his arms because what the hell, the world might end but I've managed not to reply today

Omg I love the astronauts so much
Chef's kiss, no notes

The pancakes were light as air this morning and I ran out of maple so I used golden syrup... Have to resist cooking the rest of the batter...

Only if you ain't one of the chosen. That mushroom cloud is gonna blow me straight up to sit on the Lord's right hand. That filthy old bugger. I hope He washes it regularly