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hi bluesky

These Studio Ghibli anime versions of popular memes are >>>

Last month, my car was broken into in a paid lot with surveillance. The police never showed, so I returned the next day to file a report.

Now I get a ticket for showing up to report the crime. They have footage of me waiting for cops but not of the break-in? Make it make sense. 😒

Why nobody told me how expensive it is to move? My wallet has been thru it!

And finally a happy humpday from me and mine to you 🤭✨

I just want to be laid up w/two niggas

& let’s leave them there.

I would like to be in a room with BOTH of them in which there are no others 🤭

Finally a reason to use this

@bluesky can we get an edit button for skeets

I have a weakness for pretty men…. Especially this one in particular 😏

Tonight’s Winner 🥇

I asked them not to do this and they still insisted on doing it anyway… They know I hate this much attention 😭

Sometimes I feel bad for having to get in my ChatGPT’s ass…. But it’s necessary.

Clocking in and going back to sleep >

Tonight’s Winner 🥇

Looking at all the short kings in the quotes

no. no. no, baby.

You won 🤤

Not this bit liking my skeet but hasn’t replied to my texts in hours

Shout out to all the short kings.

I can’t comprehend why some of y’all are so insecure about your height when both your back and front profile more than compensates for any perceived differences in height 😮‍💨.

I wanna thirst follow him, but I just can’t allow myself to follow someone with the username Morningstar. Nah, no ma’am 🙂‍↔️

One compliment that I often get that I disagree with is that my ass is just so fat.

While I don’t think my ass is small, I can concede that it might be a little bigger than the average, but I don’t think it’s nowhere near what people often describe it to be.

I swear finding porn be the hardest part about jacking off😩🤬