I hate that I watch so much YouTube that I know exactly which product completes this sentence

I literally just did this before opening Bluesky and seeing this as the first skeet. Was it an app that condenses books, ‘cause that’s what I cancelled.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

The way the astronauts are totally incapable of describing what they’re seeing I’ve never been more excited to see NASA photos

The words “we can go to the Moon” never quite measure up to looking at the Moon and thinking, “we can go there.”

“CapCom, Integrity; moon’s haunted”

I'm in this picture! And so are you!

Just imagine, we could be doing more Cool Science Shit every day instead of <gestures vaguely at the rest of the news> whatever the fuck all this is.

Jet Lag having a discussion of whether or not humans count as animals immediately followed by “Ooo, ooo, ooo, monkey!” is *chef’s kiss* Hat’s off to whoever edited that part. @thewheatgerm.bsky.social @adamchase.bsky.social @samfromwendover.bsky.social

The Greatest Treasure in the World: An Improvised Comedy - Film and Storytelling | Seed&Spark This team is ready—are you? Click "follow" above and be ready to GO!

I’m about to start crowdfunding for a film I would like to make that’s an improvised comedy à la Christopher Guest/ Mike Leigh. I’m gonna be mildly annoying about it but only because I’m extremely excited about it and unfortunately Hollywood is dead seedandspark.com/fund/treasur...

RAYE - 'Click Clack Symphony.' feat. Hans Zimmer (Official Video) YouTube video by RAYE

youtu.be/HtVcltkn3HI?...

I just found out about this song. It’s incredible

why is no one writing think pieces about how the AI guys are underpants gnomes

The moon going from full moon to a red moon and starting to go back to a normal full moon, then my camera battery door fell off.

Here's my first edit on the March 3rd Lunar Eclipse. 15 moon shots, 1 foreground. Taken over a 3 hourish period.

I just remembered that That Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous was a real show that really existed.

how is there not a survival game based on Lost

about my extended warranty

My stomach gurgled at the exact same time as I started an annoying empty voicemail and I though I was being contacted by things beyond the reasoning of mortal minds from outside the confines of that which we think of time and space reaching out to me from the unknowable between, separating universes

The trade off is time. Do you care to see someone’s frozen corpse incinerated by the sun in your life time? You’re gonna have to spend extra fuel to make it happen.

Naw, the math works. There’s a point where you’re either gonna make it out of the solar system or you’re gonna fall back down the gravity well. And that point you can use a little bit a fuel to accomplish either goal. But you’ve spent the minimum amount of energy either way.

I’m not an engineer so I haven’t heard of the virial theorem, but my calculation is that the Earth’s orbital velocity is ~30km/s and it’s only ~40km/s to escape the solar system, so it should be energetically cheaper to fling undesirable people out of the solar system vs. sending them to the sun

OpenAI monetized the Eliza Effect, and doesn't care if it kills people

I agree with launching him out of the solar system, it’s the more energy efficient option

Humans: Hold my beer

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

If you’re seeing this FNORD you’re an important link in the chain to the emancipation of all living things from our chains like Prometheus be freed from the rock.

The secret time is for those who reach the Episilon Osiris Plateau. Which involves extensive security screening to maintain operational security and obviously we need to be reimbursed for that cost

If AI gets really good before the secret time we’re just gonna go with Matrixing them if that’s cheaper.

On the the appointed date and time we’re going to tell the 1,000 richest people in the world that the apocalypse is coming and they all need to get to their bunkers. Then we seal them inside and take back all our stuff.

Ok, it’s finally time to let you in on the conspiracy. We used to do this with newspapers but controlling the Bluesky algorithm is easier.

I apologize for the corporeo-centric language in my previous skeet. I’m very appreciative of everyone informing me that instead of using “brains” I should have used the more inclusive terms “consciousness containing material vessel” or “meat computer” instead