Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.

U Kame back!

BREAKING: Hungarian PM Viktor Orbán has called Péter Magyar to concede defeat in today's election.

With 53.45% of votes counted, Magyar's TISZA looks set to secure a super majority.

A defeat for Putin, a defeat for Trump, a victory for Europe, and above all, a victory for the Hungarian people.

Composite of picture and text from childrens book I Want My Hat Back. A rabbit in a red hat is saying "I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Don't ask me any more questions."

I've just now realised what Melania's surprise statement on Thursday reminded me of

Whereas Edith Piaf had no egrets

Ok, that was all a bit Cuban Missile Crisis. We can breath out.

Those of us in the UK can go to bed. America, over to you to start working out how to make sure this insanity can never happen again.

just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him

I think we've overdone the Mounjaro

DickTok

Hot cross bun?

@markravenhill.bsky.social

These are all gorgeous but the Maggie Scraggle and the Beautiful Ice Cream Man esque one (7) is giving me a full nostalgia high

Except Spotify, which was printed on vinyl

Did cat want to alert you to the results of the Gorton & Denton by-election?

That's still before. Just eight months before lol

Black history month

Lena Headey Doesn't Like To Do Interviews | Under A Rock with Tig Notaro YouTube video by Funny Or Die

You jest, but it exists... youtu.be/hekJ5-MR_0Y?... (sorry)

Hugely important thread. Laura Burns, along with Virginia Guiffre, is a hero.

I saw the Ward/Bamford combo at Leicester Square theatre about a decade ago and it was one of the best comedy gigs I've ever seen

Andrew is eighth in line to the throne, but that’s prison toilets for you!

Yeah but so far they've only given it to mice. How come mice get to jump the queue when the rest of us still have to catch colds? Bloody mice. Some of them don't even pay taxes.

I like a matte finish on my bagels, not gonna lye

She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre.

She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s.

Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.

PIZZA EXPRESS BOOK A CELEBRATION

Very possibly. I guess we'll never know because of how excitingly off the record these lectures were.

Eugenics?

Both pics look like stills from the film Pride! Splendid stuff.

Don't worry, I'll make you a 10/10 STP sometime. You don't need tiktok

Oh same. Perhaps it's in another video. I don't understand TikTok

How dare you correctly guess which side of the venn diagram I'm on!

(I jest)