plushy mushroom stools

(watch them fly)

i like the way he works it (no dignity)

ALLY and BILL are GoodFriends with 12g HIGH FIBER

@allyzay.bsky.social oh man

(he'd have been 64 today)

@somanyanimalcalls.bsky.social

rude (entirely deserved)

I am precisely one day older than you (and only know this because your Bilbo/Frodo quip made me look it up) but you are messing up my plan to simply ignore aging!

(also I'm pretty sure there's a(n) SFF author who is one day *younger* than you, but I can't remember who it is)

cover of the 1992 cure album 'wish'

cover of the 1992 beastie boys album 'check your head'

cover of the 1992 pavement album 'slanted and enchanted'

cover of the 1992 black crowes single 'remedy' huh yeah, for what is ailin' me, you see?

music released 20-21 april 1992 (34 years ago):

the cure - wish
beastie boys - check your head
pavement - slanted and enchanted
the black crowes 'remedy'
the sisters of mercy 'temple of love (1992)'
the house of love 'feel'
simply red 'thrill me'

(largely via @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social)

a pie chart of lovely nonsense vocal sounds (originally created regarding stereolab, iirc)

@aqualungriff.bsky.social

incredible

i (fortunately) remember nothing but my mom clapping her hand over my eyes but i attended THE BOYS FROM BRAZIL at age seven

wait are you blonde now?

Chidi 2028

hoping that’s a tongue but not at all confident

*whispers* joe buck is as good as anyone who is not jason benetti! he's fine! everyone go off on vasgersian instead

endlessly relevant

will you (dare not to) obey

@lopatto.bsky.social have you ever considered becoming governor of the (great) state of california?

oh no

let's hope it doesn't get greener (the colors might be different in pennsylvania tho)

i need the media to find one person willing to state, on the record, that they believe trump thought he was posting a picture of himself as a doctor

start with mike johnson

crepuscule with JD

oh no

straight-up rhubarb pie, no strawberries, no ice cream . . . magnificent

ilu for this

sing it

i can live with it

Alan Is a Cowboy Killer YouTube video by Mclusky - Topic

this plays in my head every single time you mention Alan (and I hope he appreciates it)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q25l...

i am from pittsburgh and putting fries *in* your sandwich is meme-fueled garbage

wait -- my mistake -- this is a correct take

or quietly feel shame

i once promised myself i would do this, but of course haven't (yet). if you manage it, please let me know your process!

Welcome back to the Stanley Cup playoffs, Pens fans!