Pick a number between 1 and 17 and I'll show you 🙂

I honestly don't know why the fuck megalomaniac CEOs all over the world are shitting themselves in underground bunkers right now.

If a table leaning at 45 degrees to an interior wall and a bottle of water can protect you from a nuclear holocaust - I'm damn sure bullets would bounce off too.

#ceo

Haha - brilliant!

Just so you - Rod fucking Stewart ain't a hero of the feminist movement just cos he's had a pop at Gregg Wallace!

I do this ALL the fucking time lol

Fuck Whamageddon

Play Gazageddon.

Actively look for a time when big media portray Israel in any other light than brave heroes defending themselves against a barrage of terrorist jackals.

You'll never be out.

#FreePalestine
#GazaIsDying
#Genocide

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

SAINT MOTEL - Stay Golden (Official Video) YouTube video by Saint Motel

Try this one Mark

youtu.be/24AzQWF8fRI?...

Solidarity!

#NoneOfUsAreFree

SAINT MOTEL - Stay Golden (Official Video) YouTube video by Saint Motel

Stop what you're doing RIGHT now - put away every distraction around you - and listen to this.

I guarantee you will feel better than you do before you listened 🥰✊️

#music
##newrelease
#beautiful

youtu.be/24AzQWF8fRI?...

❤️💛💚

This is genius lol

How many fascists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two

One to change the bulb and one to pick up his teeth after you've hit in the face with your spade

😁

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

None. All those carrots mean we can see in the dark!

Carnie motherfuckers

😁

I registered quite a few years ago now and it was incredibly straightforward to do. Please do consider it.

RIP Rishmeet Singh.

😥

Came to the UK fleeing Taliban violence - knifed to death on this day in 2021 - in a horrific attack after being misidentified as a rival by a local gang.

His life was snuffed out in 30 seconds, after he stumbled helping a friend.

He was 16 years old

@shayneredacted.bsky.social fucking LOVE your bio brother!

Word!

Get in!

This one's for Clarkson, humiliated at his little rally by the simple, honest, factual questions of Victoria Derbyshire 🤣.

'Big man, big man, you're the king of this land
Where are you going? Where are you going?
Big man, king of his land
Where are you going? Where are you going?'

#BobVylan

I've turned my phone torch on - them used it for ten minutes to look for my phone!

I've also ANSWERED the fucking thing - THEN said - hang on - ring me back in ten - i can't find my phone!!

I bought some balsa wood and crafting knives the other day - perfect timing!

I'm about halfway to making the world's smallest violin for Jeremy fucking Clarkson!

If farmers just stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees all the damn time they'd save up enough over a lifetime to easily pay inheritance tax when the time comes.

Don't see what all the fuss is about!

Is it snowing out there Doreen?

"It's cold out here
And the games being played ain't fun
Landlord just raised your rent
Better get yourself a gun'

Epic!

Hello Bluesky - it's fucking ace to escape the clutches of that prick Musk innit?