Very excited that we have two robins nesting on our house. They’re quite high up so we’ll see if I can get a visual on eggs 🪺

Derby Birbs!!! A thread…

Have you guys seen the Whole Foods Goose (WFG)?? 🎶…a single mom who works two jobs

we love ours and are in it all the time. I was a non-believer, but now I understand!!

Tfw u get your butt professionally cleaned

Quit ur job, go outside

Lot of infighting about these bike lanes. I’ll just say that when Louisville shuts down the street for a bit (whether it be goats, chili, or schnitz walk) ppl come out in DROVES & manage to park just fine. What if…we had that all the time?? Shared, safe public spaces? Sounds fucking cool to me.

He’s a joy to walk for myriad reasons but the biggest one is seeing people’s faces light up as they approach us

Big Ted vibes today 🌼

Mmmm im a caniac, this sounds like a great idea

Perfect beans 10/10

If you’re feeling #bad have u tried eating a sandwich and listening to Harry Styles??

Well, that was fun. Goodnight!!

If you saw me up at the club last night crying to Ratboys NO YOU DIDNT

I think , unfortunately, if you cannot run at a clip, your layover must be at least 2 hours long 🥵

we’re re-watching too!!

Should I delete my food delivery apps? Are meals that are just a few clicks away actually beneficial for our health, finances and overall well-being?

Time to toot my own horn; I’ve never had a delivery app and I never will! Make it yourself or go out, not this really shitty third thing. www.salon.com/2026/03/03/y...

so brutal, more as time goes on!!

I’ll tell ya what’s rude, this song coming on shuffle when you’re driving home at night with the windows down…jesus

Extremely cursed sweatshirt at the goodwill

All the Brontë nerds are big mad about Wuthering Heights but I’m here to tell you it is perfectly horny. Go see it!

It’s funny I look at this and just think “mmm I love food!!”

10/10 no notes. Te amo Benito.

Photo of 7 year old Diana Crespo sitting with her parents at a table in a restaurant. Her dad is giving a thumbs up.

The public made noise for Liam Ramos and it got him released from Dilley.

Now we must make noise for 7 year old Diana Crespo.

Her parents were taking her for emergency medical care when ICE grabbed them, and she’s rotting in the camp sick and exposed to measles.

Get them out!

At least this new snow will cover up the old dirty snow

Happy gotcha day, Big Ted! We’re so glad you’re a part of our family 😭♥️🥹

Big Ted for the timeline cleanse

Can u livestream 😆

It’s been a real trip to watch this week unfold during the worst flu I’ve ever had. I’ll be relieved when I can be good and angry and not bedridden.

a new third thing