Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

Everyone here pretends they’re in a different class than they’re in and pretends everyone else is in a different class than they’re in.

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

Webby Award winner Amanda Moore!

If you don’t get to the airport early how will you be able to sample the driest bacon egg and cheese to ever be created?

I feel like this shirt is also ripe for appropriation.

We're all already on Omega Brain.

Can't wait to hear WLG midrolls for ultra methylene blue and sea moss!

Tenthing! Info Wars is my favorite channel!

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Do a flying class I need to learn your secrets!

Allbirds is an AI company! Prego is a consumer electronics company! Pokemon is a crowd-sourced physical and wifi mapping company! GM is an investment bank! Dominoes does animal husbandry! Beanie Babies is software as a service! McDonald's does prediction markets!

Very functional country! No notes!

Is that the one about Star Trek?

Why at this point does Palantir even still think they're beholden to nation states? If they think like this and think they can make statements like this, why don't Thiel and Karp just declare themselves sovereign?

Exactly one year ago today:

"Garden's security apparatus to focus on her...Not because she posed any kind of danger at that moment. Because Richards was a transgender woman, and Eversole allegedly wanted to keep her 'away from the players.'" jesus fucking christ

The Times completely gives into the Republican construct of "elite" meaning "respected" and "respectable" in contrast to their loathed supposed "plucky outsiders": millionaires, billionaires, grifters, and cranks.

I would like to absently tap my shift key in peace, please! I didn’t buy this fancy keyboard with these fancy mechanical switches just to turn on sticky keys.

That's why I'm thinkin' about it. 🫥

Time for you libs to admit you were wrong about Trump! He's a master negotiator that finally got the Strait of Hormuz back open after all other presidents failed to do so!

When your life becomes a case study in karma.

I think about that book all the time.

This is so Staten Island coded.

More places should serve Reubens.

Even worse during the day when the horrors are plainly visible!

Labor Dept. Investigates Texts Among Secretary’s Family and Staff

So, uh, I guess Trump's labor secretary has been getting drunk on the job and trying to coerce her female staff into sexual situations with her husband and father?
www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/u...

On April 15, at the direction of #SOUTHCOM commander Gen. Francis L. Donovan, Joint Task Force Southern Spear conducted a lethal kinetic strike on a vessel operated by Designated Terrorist Organizations. Intelligence confirmed the vessel was transiting along known narco-trafficking routes in the Eastern Pacific and was engaged in narco-trafficking operations. Three male narco-terrorists were killed during this action. No U.S. military forces were harmed. @DeptofWar #OpSouthernSpear

Despite the administration’s rhetoric and bogus legal theories, the supposed armed conflict with “narco-terrorists” appears to be entirely make believe.

Murder is the general term for premeditated killing outside of armed conflict.

Fucking lmao they’re so bad at planning that we’re gonna have to move to a wartime production economy to fight fucking Iran.