If you see someone wearing meta glasses you're legally allowed to deck them, I checked

Our new place has a garage and I'm just walking around the flat, looking at stuff taking up space thinking "I can't wait to put you in the fucking garage".

Ive been editing old clips and I forgot how ridiculous RP can be.

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Anyone noticed how lately in TV/film they use phone vibration sounds instead of ringtones/notifications sounds but the vibration never matches how a phone vibrating would actually sound, and doesn't change between medium e.g. in someone's hand Vs on a tablet no just me okay

That man is long gone from my life, but I hope he's having a bad day about it.

I had a manager with a Dilbert comic calendar, and every day he would call people over to his desk to look at the worst, least funny comic you've ever seen in your life, and stared at you until you laughed at it.

This push has opened up so much to me, there's still a long, long road ahead but every time I go somewhere new, I'm going to think of my Gran and give a little "thank you" to her.

My gran passed away a 2 weeks ago. She was also agoraphobic. I made it my goal to get to her wake no matter what. 2 gruelling weeks of practice, I actually did it. I wish it was under better circumstances, but I am so thankful to her for the opportunity and motivation to push myself this far.

I made it outside of Glasgow (even if it was by a few meters) for the first time in 5 years and I'm documenting this so I don't forget my achievements.

This picture is doing a lot of heavy lifting lately as I push myself further (literally) than ever before with my agoraphobia.

We put this on the top of our tree this year and both started crying, so that's nice. I'm missing my wee guy a lot lately.

I'm proud of this (don't let apps record every activity you do on your computer. Please.)

We bought a flat (in this economy? I know.) and the amount of emails and questions I'm getting about it is frying my brain to a crisp.

As extraction shooters go, it's really forgiving, especially in squads!

I had multiple Arc Raider dreams last night, I am utterly obsessed.

Arc Raiders has a grip on me like no other shooter has had for a very long time.

I'm sat thinking about it at work.

I saw this last night, and the remnants of my teenager-Playstation-fanboy brain got activated and I genuinely had to take a minute to process it.

Is this what it felt like when the Berlin wall fell?

Twitch Twitch is the world

playing some valheim until I'm bored www.twitch.tv/paulwastook

Alan Wake more like Jen Awake am I right

Another for the shreklection. Absolute bangers on this.

Worth it so far.

I've spent far too much money on Shrek merchandise today.

The fact that the guy in Good Will Hunting is literally named Will Hunting feels like a joke, but it isn’t.

I love how doctor-patient confidentiality is this sacred thing anywhere else but your pharmacist expects you to shout your full name, date of birth, address, and what type of arsehole cream you need in a room full of other people.

Google photos showed me a "on this day" memory and it was just a scene from Shrek.

This is probably my favourite, I had to change it to allow GIFs because I loved it so much.

Happy Fun Time RP - GTA RP Happy Fun Time RP - GTA RP

I built @happyfuntime.bsky.social a wee website during my break because I'm allergic to not being productive, it's quite nice tho if I do say so myself (the server's pretty good too...) www.happyfuntime.uk

I feel like "la bubus" are a prank getting pulled on me to see how accepting I am of a completely made up, insanely popular thing that I've heard nothing about until it's everywhere.