Every sip you take
Every drink you make
Every thirst you sate
Every beverage you partake
You use a clean cup
Oh can't you see
You're driving me crazy
And my poor brain pleads
With every glass you dirty
Every coffee you sip
Every milk you swig
Every time you pour
Every H2O
You use a clean cup
Posts by Holly Berkley Fletcher
If you’re in the Chicago area, next Saturday night i am doing another event with filmmaker Ari Ali.
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Honey i grew up in a boarding school eating Africa’s version of beanies and weenies and powdered eggs. I have rarely encountered anything inedible in this country.
Hey now. I do not accept Taco Bell hate.
Meanwhile i am like HOW DO 37% APPROVE OF THIS
Trump’s iran plan
Sarah Longwell: We are committing superpower suicide in real time. Trump is making China Great Again. Poll: People in *every single one* of the top US-allied countries now believe it’s better to depend on China than on the US. The global balance of power is clearly tilting away from the US and toward China.
Chapter 859 of the book Completely unsurprising, Gobsmackingly horrific
Among other things
Sorry just had to get that off my chest
Dear Americans who know nothing about Africa,
The Pope is the head of a global church, visiting a continent w/ many Catholics & many wars driven by terrible men. Maybe his words have broad app but he’s not talking to you primarily. Other countries matter, too.
Love, an Africa analyst
Maybe jd will strait-splain to the Iranians like he’s been catholic-splaining to the pope.
He should be glad the pope doesn’t believe in violence.
The Iranians…not so much
BREAKING Trump threatens Iran with more time in a room with jd vance
I will say this, I would acede to almost any demand just to remove myself from jd vance’s presence so maybe he’s actually perfect
*is
As if clipping one’s own nails isn’t that hard
I see we are back to threatening societal destruction. And sending jd vance back to negotiate. I’m not sure who has it worse, Iran or Pakistan.
It’s actually much easier to do the dishes and not be an asshole but knock yourselves out friends
I loved Robert Hubbell’s headline: Schrödinger’s Strait
The status of the strait fluctuates more than jd vance’s core values
There are many easier ways to die
I'm having a blast at the Festival of Faith and Writing this weekend! Those of you who saw me wearing my "democracy is love" sweater, this is the poem that goes with it.
hollyberkleyfletcher.substack.com/p/democracy-...
Rofl
I know what you mean. I think for me it speaks to how far their reach it. They are wrecking art and architecture! What do they gain? They do it because they can.
I love how they think there was no infidelity or abuse before the sexual revolution 😂 there was probably more, you fools, nobody talked about it
Preaching about marital fidelity will not cure the Southern Baptist Convention's clergy sex abuse crisis. Seems obvious, eh? But this kind of ignorance runs rampant throughout the SBC.
My column today: It's Not About Sex. #ThisistheSBC #SBCtoo
christabrown.substack.com/p/its-not-ab...
Among the things you will never find me doing is joining a parent group for my daughter’s college class. (Yes, this is a thing that exists)
The whole point of having a child grow up is never having to associate with other parents on the sole basis of parenting ever ever again.
Wow ok that’s pretty darn sad