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Posts by Rob Tsuk

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet:

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I'd buy that for a dollar.

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A major key to using this site is knowing when to just say NOPE to certain discourse.

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That's an excellent idea.

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watching NASA hit a very specific target in the big big ocean with a vehicle that just came back from outer space at 25,000mph definitely has me reflecting on the charter bus company that couldn't get me to a bus station

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Every Dog Ignored the Deaf Girl's Signs... Until She Reached Kennel 11 💔🐕
Every Dog Ignored the Deaf Girl's Signs... Until She Reached Kennel 11 💔🐕 YouTube video by Pet Puter

Just a lovely dog waiting five months in kennels waiting for someone who knew his language. In walked 5yr old wee Maya and life changed for everyone. Worth a watch.

youtu.be/drbCSsaTg-o?...

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The Costly Tax Loophole Atrium Health Is Too Chicken To Talk About A fried chicken restaurant in North Carolina operates on hospital-owned land, raising serious tax questions. This is a story about a loophole Atrium Health is too "chicken" to explain.

Hey Bluesky! My name is Zach. I just published an investigation into a hospital land tax loophole in NC involving a fried chicken restaurant and $110K+ in avoided taxes. I would really appreciate a repost so this reaches Atrium Health and state lawmakers! Thanks!

open.substack.com/pub/zachkahn...

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It’s not even that expensive.

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Please also enjoy some vendace roe for me if it's available and if fish eggs appeal to you at all. It's unobtanium here in the states.

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every time I consider reactivating my netflix subscription, netflix gives me a new reason to put that money toward anything else

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Still pretty cute TBH

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"Whether you find cocaine exciting or frightening, its widespread use—including among students—means we all need to learn how to interact with it responsibly."

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oh, Orlov

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We really enjoyed the food tour we took there. It was 8 years ago, though, and the particular company doesn’t seem to exist anymore.

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car companies should revive their classic designs as electric vehicles with modern safety standards

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Do horses want cake? We conducted an investigation into statements published by @bencollins.bsky.social in the print edition of @theonion.com.

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Well the result is you coming over and paying attention to him, so maybe pretty smart after all?

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Which one?

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I am sorry you had to go through this.

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This situation is beyond parody.

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i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me

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whoever thought to add those top/bottom and side tags to bedsheets:

you're a good person

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I’m about to book a trip to NYC and I will do it with the same bus company if it will save Bluesky

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it’s true that overall likes are way down on bluesky over the past year. however, if you look closely at the data, that’s mostly an anomaly resulting from the fact that your posts specifically have gotten worse and are dragging the vibe down.

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They are Swedish. Of course they have been swimming or to a sauna together.

In Iceland we love our public swimming pools and I have seen most women I know naked + all the girls I went to school with over my lifetime:

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The Rust programming language is fine as it is.

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I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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Since the LLM no doubt ingested the original source, and has no way to obey the instruction "not to base anything on LGPL/GPL-licensed code", this is not clean room in any sense of the phrase.

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Badger Badger Badger A short write up about what Bailey had around his neck at #AtmosphereConf 2026

As promised, here's a quick write up of how my eink badge from @pimoroni.com that I wore at #AtmosphereConf worked.

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Small Boston Terrier sitting with a smudge of white on one ear and a hot pink sweater.

Small Boston Terrier sitting with a smudge of white on one ear and a hot pink sweater.

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