Emperor Justinian just seething at the ingratitude

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The structure of party politics by statute in the American system assures that organized money selects the viable candidates in nearly every election. The Democratic party isn't like a parliamentary party where dues paying members elect candidates from the local party on up

C'mon man. That's extremely naive

Every other country knows what to do when you beat fascists except the US

They don't want to release the full book publicly because it is even more explicitly fascist and reads like the rantings of racists on amphetamines

Ok, but you can in fact see that the earth is not flat. If you've ever been in a plane, or heck a tall building, you can see that the horizon is rounded

Just in case anyone forgot, the nat'l leaders of Uncommitted begged the DNC to let them endorse Harris at the convention, then begged them for a meeting with her, got blown off, then told people to vote against Trump anyway. There was definitely someone not thinking past 1st order consequences!

I think at the very least we should stop giving that company $20 billion in tax payer money every year

Chief O'Brien always asking for more time than he actually needs is such a solid working man, bit

It's easy to be good when you're surrounded by them San Antonio women

Island Tim duncan is a great look

Long time coming

John Henry loses to steam powered steel driving machine, more news from the 1800s at 9pm

The grandson who bought that for her probably feels so guilty, will ruin his life. Awful story

Newsrooms should not block the Internet Archive. Any public service publisher should not block the Internet Archive. If anything, we should all be directly supporting the Internet Archive.

Is it bedbug?

Oj simpson?

Fuck em

Same, Pope has the chance to save so many lapsed Catholics right now

If these guys want to disagree with the Pope on doctrine they can go back to being Protestants

Why do our drones cost 200 million and theirs cost less than a Toyota camry?

Anti-government propaganda funded by..... The government

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

Will be from now on

That's what they're there for

For decades, men from Milwaukee voided even the appearance of cannibalism. Jeffery Dahmer is taking a different approach.

After Trump 1, I had him way below Bush on the evil scale just by comparing the number of bodies hanging off them. But this careless mass social murder has really put them over the top on most evil US administration of the modern era

i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan ‪András Tóth-Czifra‬ ‪@minczifra.bsky.social‬ · 4h Perhaps Magyar's most important promise, and the one that certainly resonates with voters: "never again a country without consequences!" The crowd chants: "To prison! To prison!" [with the corrupt officials of the outgoing government]

Fight for Democracy Prosecute the Bastards!

Literally on my website and designed myself, @jamellebouie.net

The media's favorite pic of Bari Weiss talking smartly, with hands

Elizabeth "Theranos" Holmes talking smartly, with hands

Meltem "crypto" Demirors talking smartly, with hands

Discovered a cursed photo subgenre: "grift hands"