“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”

“Well, I just feel like I’m living under a microscope.”

I love a woman lacking something in sophistication

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

www.theguardian.com/science/2026... Finally, Cow Tools.

Heathcliff approaches a large blank canvas holding an easel and paintbrush and wearing a yellow helmet with the word "NUDE" emblazoned across it. An angry Grandma Nutmeg looks down at him and says "No nudes."

11 Nov 2025

Heathcliff and a few other cats loudly celebrate on the sidewalk on a clear night as several sentient purple blobs slither down the street, looking forward with vacant stares. Two owls watch from a tree, and one of them says "The annual blob migration."

29 Oct 2025

At The Far Side’s spy center

At The Far Side’s spy center

Coral reef graffiti

Coral reef graffiti

“Aha! As I always suspected! … I better not ever catch you drinking right from the bottle again!”

“Aha! As I always suspected! … I better not ever catch you drinking right from the bottle again!”

Cow poetry

Cow poetry

“Fools! They made me into a free-range chicken ... and man, I never looked back.”

“Fools! They made me into a free-range chicken ... and man, I never looked back.”

“What’d I tell you, Blanche? Her place always smells like a house.”

“What’d I tell you, Blanche? Her place always smells like a house.”

“Hey! What’s this, Higgins? Physics equations? ... Do you enjoy your job here as a cartoonist, Higgins?”

“Hey! What’s this, Higgins? Physics equations? ... Do you enjoy your job here as a cartoonist, Higgins?”

Tragedy struck when Conroy, his mind preoccupied with work, stepped into the elevator—directly between a female grizzly and her cub.

Tragedy struck when Conroy, his mind preoccupied with work, stepped into the elevator—directly between a female
grizzly and her cub.

“And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”

“And so please welcome one of this cartoon’s most esteemed scientist-like characters, Professor Boris Needleman, here to present his paper, ‘Beyond the Border: Analysis, Statistical Probability and Speculation of the Existence of Other Cartoons on The Known Comics Page.’”

“Primordial soup again?”

“Primordial soup again?”

Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.

Throughout their songwriting careers, the Gershwins rarely discussed their younger brother, Nathan, who played gutbucket.

To Ernie’s horror, and the ultimate disaster of all, one more elephant tried to squeeze on.

To Ernie’s horror, and the ultimate disaster of all, one more elephant tried to squeeze on.

And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise.

And then the bovine watchers were given a real treat. On a small knoll, in full splendor, there suddenly appeared a Guatemalan cow of paradise.

Only Claire, with her oversized brain, wore an expression of concern.

Only Claire, with her oversized brain,
wore an expression of concern.

Winning the lottery had changed his life, but at times Chico still felt strangely unfulfilled.

Winning the lottery had changed his life,
but at times Chico still felt strangely unfulfilled.

Cow tools of our planet

#cowtools #farside #cowsofourplanet #pioneer #pioneerplaque #moooooooon #astronomy

From the Heathcliff archive! July 26, 2013

From the Heathcliff archive! July 26, 2013

Early plumbers

Early plumbers