nvm i fought Hilda and Hyde this game is straight ass

played uni for the first time since april last year

2 hour session and i wanted to go longer but there was no one to play with. it's good to be back

polls be like:

do you want to eat poop?

84% yes
5% no
12% don't know

oh you've given birth? that's cool, but have you ever lost to a Humility lock? no? then you will never know true pain.

stummy hurting but the taco bell must flow

closest i've ever come to death is probably a turnstile pit. great experience would recommend

me, planning for the future: will this offer still stand after the heat death of the universe?

berserk from guts having his symbol bleed

is anyone gonna tell them that that's not AI generated, it's just some light editing?

titled Picture of me 3, this image was one of my Skype profiles it depicts four piggy banks in a green hoodless car with the vanity plate saying "SAVE". the piggy banks are joyful. i don't remember what i put into google images to get this image

think im gonna bring this back

1AM at the Taco Bell wya

at da bar and the only guy i know is in a shouting match with his girlfriend but i just went to a death metal show so im just kinda chilling

sisyphus pushing a boulder up a mountain. you have to wonder, is this a punishment, or is he enjoying it?

one movie off my watchlist, another 7 back on.

my fat ass did not think cori-steel cutter would be that busted.

what's wrong with Dick Eating Instructions????

i forgor to post it but yesterday Milo turned 4 years old! love this doggy

i fucking hate april fool's day

thanks for agreeing to be in a romantic relationship with me. anyways, your first assignment is to memorize the entirety of Northernlion's 100 Most Viewed Clips of 2024. you have until tomorrow at 11:59 PM

inventing a new job: guy who inspects crossword puzzles to make sure they don't have slurs in them.

live, laugh, like button

this not being viral and showcased in times square is the reason why i believe mutually assured destruction is actually a good thing

nobody has ever transitioned from nonbinary to a different gender. this may mean that, for you gender min-maxxers, nonbinary is the optimal gender for your life playthrough.

boss makes a dollar i have diarrhea that's why my workplace runs out of toilet paper

may your mulligans be fruitful and your top decks immaculate brother. good luck

standard???? 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

looking back on it, i have no clue how two consenting adults agreed to play even one game of hearthstone

im over here stroking my intelligence im intelligent as fuck man like for real man

8 more reps in the sensory deprivation chamber and i might just be able to ignore world events and just enjoy myself tonight.

i'm thinking that 12 Angry Men might actually squeeze into my top 25, right between Amadeus the 23rd time and Amadeus the 24th time

"man, why don't my friends write more letterboxd reviews?"

my reviews: "i shit a little when premarital sex was mentioned"