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I'd really love to take up woodworking but I have no idea where to start, being in the city
LMM stopping at nothing for the final piece of that EGOT
Also loving the Japanese lyric subtitles for Sweet Child O' Mine in the video, lol.
First SZA and now GNR in the upcoming Gundam Hathaway movie. Kind of love the soundtrack choices.
78 rpm needle is expensive enough that I'm tempted to just buy a fucking phonograph to play shellac records
Bought a Vitamix as a birthday present to myself to replace my old blender for my morning smoothies. Unfortunately i've also learned you can make reeeeaalllllllly good frozen cocktails with it too
Look out for my new law review article entitled "Jojo anime localization team, you don't need to rename the stands to sidestep trademark and copyright issues. you have netflix money now"
Man I don’t even like prime rib
I scored a reservation (over a year ago) to House of Prime Rib for my birthday this weekend and I’m only now learning that there are documented pointers on reddit on what and how to order things
Happy for Afroman
YouTube POV cooking videos teaching me that I'm not using as much pasta water as I should be
Oh man, from Japan?!
Got upgraded at our Copenhagen hotel
Explosion at the U.S. Embassy in Oslo a few hours before I get in. Not crazy about that timing
Man don’t make me take Dillon Brooks’ side on something
$2000 is not a bad margin
Dammmmmnnnn. Hope the tax free lessened the sting!
Apparently they're going with Le Labo, which is great news
No absolutely not
Weirdly excited about a rumor that my gym is discontinuing its partnership with Grown Alchemist providing their shower and skincare products in the locker room
I don't know why I assumed that Patrick Radden Keefe was English this whole time #IndustryHBO
Weirdly this is also my hang-up about it. Though I hear it's a pretty good movie!
this may or may not be a subtweet about the nyt midi for sunday
Our vet is right over there and this intersection really sucks. Too many careless drivers for the amount of foot traffic that goes on
Ah man, Neil Sedaka.
The prize is truly more pie
Turns out practicing law is pretty fun when I actually get a chance to do it and not get bogged down in admin
This is a very very very obvious point to make but shops and movie rental places and record stores are all more fun than buying things online
