a close up of a cricket on a pile of dirt .. ALT: a close up of a cricket on a pile of dirt ..

Giving up and taking the whole bag of candy upstairs to bed

A photo of a pale pink crocheted envelope with a smiley face and small black safety eyes. Some felt inside the envelope served as the paper and it says “Dear Ed” in shitty handwriting (mine)

My fingers are too frosty to embroider the letters tonight so that’ll be for tomorrow.

What if Stede crocheted Ed a variety of envelopes and sent his love letters in them that’d be cute.

only some of my creations from over the last couple years

I’M SERIOUS 😠 STAND DOWN NOW

How bad was today?
"raze my animal crossing island without feeling anything" bad

Lately when I'm having trouble sleeping I like to read about difficult scientific things like quantum mechanics which basically feels like me angrily grabbing my brain and saying "OH SO YOU LIKE CONSCIOUSNESS? YOU LIKE ABSORBING KNOWLEDGE? HOW ABOUT YOU SMOKE A WHOLE PACK OF KNOWLEDGE"

#ofmd

If cat, why candy shaped

You ever bite into a burnt cheezit and realize you had a bad childhood

SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

Being told when and where to put stitch markers makes me so oppositional defiant please make me normal

Stress choring and listening to Rebecca Sugar, happy Monday y'all

Purring, weighted neck pillow. Sharper Image, $99.95

Hey, sometimes brushing your teeth is the one mental health win you get in a day.

Glamping?

When introducing a cat to a new home, it's important to show her season 3, episode 15 of Roseanne, where Dan silently leaves to kick Fisher's ass for hitting Jackie. Also the litterbox.

Marcy got a promotion, so she gets her own assistant now. Welcome to the team, Dorothy.

CO CAPTAINS

Oink oink final form *power up noises*

Shakin that bacon

Time to run to the kitchen for more cereal

Has a receipt from Arby's as an alibi

I need my heating pad DEAR GOD WHY DON'T I HAVE MY HEATING PAD

Rip it and ribbit

One brain cell working for the weekend

USE THE SNAIL FORK 😆

Hey babe, you look down. Let me make you a hot drink in your favorite Happy Honda Days Gumby mug.

I feel like not having a pair of gloves specifically for eating Cheetos is what's holding me back in life

Tender as hell

I can't testify against him, he's my husband #crochet #woobles