Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest

I've been thinking it's ironic how LLMs are surprisingly distant from most of the classic science fiction idea of a robot: they are neither binary nor deterministic. In fact, they are not even honest; they confabulate, hedge, and sometimes deceive

new conspiracy theory just dropped: they don't want you to know they are making the coding agents just a little bit dumb, so you can still feel good about yourself

have you noticed how people used to be ashamed about blindly copypasting from stackoverflow and now they are bragging about how many lines of code they merged without looking?

Matrix (1999) meme comic strip. Panel 1: Tank asks Neo "Combat training?" Panel 2: Neo sees "Ju-Jitsu" loading on the construct screen. Panel 3: Wide-eyed Neo exclaims "I'm gonna learn Ju-Jitsu?" while Tank says "I think he likes it! You want some more?" Panel 4: Stunned Neo close-up with the text "Was that fucking Markdown?"

I know KUNGFU.md

Matrix (1999) meme comic strip. Panel 1: Tank asks Neo "Combat training?" Panel 2: Neo sees "Ju-Jitsu" loading on the construct screen. Panel 3: Wide-eyed Neo exclaims "I'm gonna learn Ju-Jitsu?" while Tank says "I think he likes it! You want some more?" Panel 4: Stunned Neo close-up with the text "Was that fucking Markdown?"

I know KUNGFU.md

Now Bruce Gain on stage at #wasmio26 with @shivaylamba.bsky.social from remote talking about #helm with @extism.bsky.social (powered by #wazero!) #wasm

Kernel in a browser with @yuri.space @leaningtech.bsky.social #wasmio26

@d-philla.bsky.social on the #wasmio26 stage speaking about #wasm as a sandbox for agentic AI

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as usual the audience is THUNDERSTRUCK by #wasmio26's awesome introduction @wasm.io #wasm

GitHub - microsoft/aici: AICI: Prompts as (Wasm) Programs AICI: Prompts as (Wasm) Programs. Contribute to microsoft/aici development by creating an account on GitHub.

Yeah that was a fascinating idea, there is also this interesting experiment (older though) github.com/microsoft/aici

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if you're coming to @wasm.io in Barcelona, or are in or around Spain and could come but can't buy a ticket: I've got two tickets!! This is the best #webassembly conf there is.

The first two people from whom I receive a communication here or at hachyderm.io/@squillace will get one of those tickets.

come for the panel, stay for the talk! NO PLEASE DON'T LEAVE PLEASE DO IT FOR @andreatp.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/evac...

I can't believe @sergialmar.com fell for it!

This year I'm honored and humbled to be on the @wasm.io stage for a panel!

Come and watch me blabber and stutter, while @ospencer.dev, @juntao.bsky.social and @d-philla.bsky.social actually say something smart about… 🥁

"Running AI in Wasm"

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can't believe @wasm.io is less than a week away! @andreatp.bsky.social and I will be there for our session "The State of Zero-Dependency Wasm" with the latest from #wazero and #chicory 🚀

they don't want you to know that the claude code mascot is two q*berts leaning against each other

meow

New favorite genre: hardcore coders directing coding agents slowly discovering from first principles that management is actual work

SURPRISED PIKACHU futurism.com/artificial-i...

protip: remember to ALWAYS beg the stochastic machine that it should ABSOLUTELY FOR NO REASON EVER forget to do the thing; there is still a nonzero chance that the stochastic machine WON’T do the thing, but you will feel much better about yourself

Major breakthrough tonight! After several back-and-forth weeks getting the Prism Ruby parser hooked up to the Chicory WASM runtime (AOT compiled to JVM bytecode), I now have a local version of the gem that uses *zero* native libraries. This will allow Prism to work anywhere JRuby does!

hey guys have you tried this yet mcp.war.gov

Clippy: "It looks like your PR is AI slop. THAT'S AN EXCELLENT IDEA!"

thanks for playing though

But but... my agents 😢

lol bro you still WRITE your prompts? I just give my laptop the stink eye and the agents KNOW something’s up

“it’s not X—it’s Y” «WTF IS THIS AI?» he thought to himself, holding in his hands a book printed in 2002

The future of social media is human We cannot continue participating in social media platforms which do nothing to stop us being tricked by GenAI and the powerful people/governments that control them.

I’ve been working on something for a while now and I wanted to explain how I got there.

blog.picheta.me/post/the-fut...

you think you want AGI, but the agent swarm MUST be a swarm of junior devs to be effective; the senior dev would just tell you “I ain't doing that shit, that’s dumb”