In February 1777, General George Washington ordered the first mass immunization campaign in American history by mandating that his troops be inoculated against smallpox. He protected the Continental Army from an epidemic that was deadlier than British forces.
249 years later, we have this idiot.
SCOOP with Elizabeth Williamson: The Onion has a new plan to take over Infowars. It has entered into an agreement to license the Infowars brand and plans to operate it as a comedy site. A Texas judge must approve the deal.
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Long enough to be fashionable.
Jake, Oliver admires your cat style. He also tried to live in the sofa (he got inside one of the arms) until we blocked it. Now he just lives on it.
It’s morning?!
If I could write the beauty of your eyes,
And in fresh numbers number all your graces,
The age to come would say 'This poet lies;
Such heavenly touches ne'er touch'd earthly faces.'
(Sonnet 17)
#ShakespeareSunday 🎭
The original Broadway run of Hamilton.
My Oliver feels screaming is an essential part of daily life, especially these days….
Eddie, your bosses are so charming. I’ve read some of your reviews (they are charming too). Are the boys your editors as well? Here is my boss Oliver singing an impassioned song—probably about how he’s wasting away because no one feeds him….
The WaPo review said it was also very screamy which seems like a bad concept for a comedy. Pass
I am co-obsessed with this romantic little gentleman
The figurehead is defying the handlers—red alert! Red alert!
The best kind of winning doesn’t diminish others.
It dignifies them.
It reaches back, lifts up, and reminds us that greatness shared is greatness multiplied.
If you see this, post something you saved because it’s funny
If Trump can’t tell the difference between an AI-generated image of himself as Jesus and a doctor... he should not be President of the United States.
Well of course, all doctors wear Roman robes and have light beams coming out of their hands.
Done!
Wow that’ll show ‘em.
starting a vampire cruise ship called the blood vessel
Nightfall—one of the worst films ever. When I saw it, someone shouted ‘This film is bullshit’ prompting the audience to laugh in agreement
Their style is undeniable. Oliver tries his best here across the pond to carry their standard forward.
Seriously! The season is flying by!
Because it is
Gooode afternoone!
And by Friday a collective amnesia will ascend over that lot of ‘normal’ people. Life in these United States.
Being from the place that harbors this criminal mindset, Oliver simultaneously apologizes for our entire country and hopes everyone had a good Easter Sunday. 🐰
Jim thank you so much, both for being there and your review. We had such a fun performance of this play which is amazing. I did identify with Violet, who woke the Southern Gothic ancestors within me for sure….
Good morning!
