hiiii

i yearn to post

once im a totally different person it's over for you bitches

"hmm i kind of want to tweet this...but i don't want anyone to read it...sure wish there was a solution to this dilemma"

which is embarrassing in its own way but you can forgive a 14 year old

i'm gonna keep telling people it's sophie's world

i am so ashamed of myself every time i remember what my favorite book is

can you send them all to me on telegram so i can refer to them later

can i follow y'all on goodreads/letterboxd/steam

worst part about twitter dying is having to form my own opinions about things insead of seeing if any of my mutuals said anything about it in the past 11 years

twitter isn't working can you dm me your tweets

oh, you know. here bc twitter isn't working

ohh okay i was so confused for the past few days, at one point i thought i just dreamed this reply

wwhat...what does this mean

perhaps...you'll be dancing to their tune?

love too see a commit msg that just says "experiments"

what to do today

ty ty i am merely asking that it fix all of my problems

hey :(

i wonder if any of the people who spam followed me are good at posting

yes...

of course you do

didnt realise what cat newspaper referred to before googling so i assumed it's like...where they print the unimportant fun news

i forgor to coffee to day

always surprised when medicine works bc when something's wrong with me i assume it must be divine punishment for one of my many sins of omission or otherwise & thus exempt from the laws of the physical world

why don’t they make the entire girl out of precocious kid material

o no did i speak the unspoken part out loud

i thought it was @maz.bsky.social or @sigfig.bsky.social or someone like that

“now, i’m in a situationship! a big one!” - distressed teen on train

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