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You fool!
I was just at a matinee theatre performance and the man beside me TOOK OFF HIS SHOES. Not only did he take them off while seated he went out at the interval in his STOCKING FEET. What the actual hell. Is it me? Did I miss a meeting?? #actualfuckinghumans
A cat is peering up beneath an open pizza box
Eating a pizza with a cat be like
I love this film so much, I still quote it all the time. Literally 3 days ago I was having a bath and thought “when we was growing up we wanted a jacuzzi we had to fart in the tub”. My siblings and I used to crack up at that 😂
I’m sorry you’re grieving.
Less importantly I stopped by my in-laws to leave off presents and got passive aggressive comments and dinner isn’t even until tomorrow. Cool they got a head start.
A chocolate orange sits in its open foil wrapper, the segments are separated.
For the first time in my life I tapped the chocolate orange and it separated into segments, instead of me having to attempt to eat it like a solid chocolate apple. It’s a Christmas miracle! God bless us, everyone 🎄
A calico cat is sleeping on a rumpled floral bedspread with one paw over her face
Mabel went to bed before us, slept all night, and lay on when we got up this morning. I think she’s officially a teenager.
I think they’re all in Tescos on a Sunday afternoon
My nerves were wrecked!
Brace yourself for this astonishing fact, but it is possible for more than one sport to matter to people. Crazy but true!
A large gin and tonic
It’s been dry January all year so far in our house but toasting #RoryMcIlroy with a large double gin after him putting us through the ringer at the #Masters. A genius and well deserved but my bangers are wrecked!
Close up of a calico cat’s toes with mixed beans of pink and black. A small nose attached to the cat is at the far top right of the photo.
Some mixed beans with a side of pink nose #catsofbluesky
A cat is sitting in a bath
I feel it’s important that you see this
Dear Manager,
1. I drank a whiskey drink.
2. I drank a vodka drink.
3. I drank a lager drink.
4. I drank a cider drink.
5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.
The two cars outside being a Fiat 500 and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang makes perfect sense.
Wrote this five years ago this week. It was the ninth item in our daily newsletter.
Thoughts and prayers for your digestive system 😬 I love pineapple but a lot of it will give you bad guts.
Good luck
As an Irish person I wholeheartedly disagree.
I have both, do I win or lose? 🤔
It’s only fair
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A calico cat looks directly at the camera. She is sitting on a footstool covered in a pale green throw.
Much like at work, I feel like I’ve been invited to a meeting and I don’t know what the agenda is.
#caturday
"I'm driving home for Christmas, I can't wait to see their faces"
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