dhuartson: Don't let anyone talk you out of spending $15 on a new hobby. That $50 will be the best $400 you ever spent.

This is not wrong.

Yes way!

I think I'm good with Korean fried chicken for a while.

Also, really weird to know that I'm an hour away from one of the most closed off nations on earth.

Had a few drinks at my favourite microbrewery in Seoul and as I was leaving the bar staff serving me complimented me on my tatts. Feeling good and thinking I'm king shit I proceeded to trip on my way out.

21 gun salute for bonnie, who is going to have sex tonight and doesn’t accept criticism or roasts from people who invest in cryptocurrency. may we all find the courage to follow the path she’s forged for us

a tweet from @/ThefirstJonk on 2/19/25 that reads: "Oh so no death cab for ugly? Ugly has to walk?"

got a much needed long laugh from this

A 'Dinosaur Smarties' Easter egg.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Oh right haha yes! You said cover myself with sauce!!! I can definitely do that haha

I don't have the Netflix 😭

Less than a week before I'm in South Korea and to get into the mindset I've been listening to swim from BTS on repeat.

Final Planet of the Apes scene with half buried Statue of Liberty on beach.

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

WIRECUTTER Microplastics Are Everywhere. Here's How to Avoid Eating Them.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

A picture of a cat. It says, “4 years ago lived in a bush and hunted my own meals. Now I have 2 passive incomes, my own house, & a personal chef. Follow me for more financial advice.”

#Caturday

3 year old Bobby is already asking, "you talkin' to me?"

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

Oh so now copyright matters.

r/weddingplanning u/bridgetgoes • 6h Sushi at an Aquarium wedding Vendors/Venue is it horrible to serve sushi during cocktail at an aquarium wedding. They venue offers it but something feels wrong. Would you feel weird eating sushi surrounded by live fish. Am I overthinking this.

This chatbot we programmed to verbally suck off MBAs is going to take your job, lmao loser

Wild that this hasn't found broad popularity

So fucking funny to sell this to big businesses and world governments

It's not important how I discovered this, but the first Wikipedia entry for "sexual intercourse" was written a few hours after the World Trade towers collapsed. en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...

This is appalling!

I’ve watched this four times and will not be stopping anytime soon

sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect

Cheese and onion potato chips are an elite flavour!

We really lost something when we removed lead from petrol.

okay so AI is absolutely cratering imminently and I need all of you to PROMISE me you won't take the high road, and will laugh and rub it in their faces as much as possible. I need you to laugh and go 'WE TOLD YOU SO, BITCH" at every opportunity, PLEASE be extremely mean and ruthless

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Preparing for my trip to South Korea in a few weeks by watching the documentary, parasite, and the documentary series, squid games.