Just a reminder, for no particular reason: The Trump administration sent all federal workers who were remote or teleworking back into the office five days a week.

i will give the press corpse this — going to the trouble of printing a couple of lines of the first amendment out on a sheet of fabric to express your fears about encroachment, then folding it up and putting it away in your suit pocket *does* send a message. it’s just not the message they think.

Give that poor horse cake, Mary!

Bler and Cold Bear and Pepe and bsky.app/profile/blairbraverman.b...

When I saw the pic for this article I immediately yelled “Cold Bear!” because I recognized Colbert in the background. Thanks @blairbraverman.bsky.social for this return visit with dearly missed friends. (Also said, out loud to nobody in my office, “It’s Boudica, bitch!”)

The Ensh*ttificator Digital products and services keep getting worse. In the new report Breaking Free: Pathways to a fair technological future, the Norwegian Consumer Council has delved…

the Norwegian campaign against enshittification is pretty great tbf vimeo.com/1168468796

JIF smooth is the correct brand/consistency.

This is an amazing read from start to finish. I laughed out loud several times, this judge is absolutely fed up and straight spitting facts.

3 trading cards, 2 facing forward and one backwards with KEVIN DURANT and his autograph plus a picture of his leg and GLOAT, the back has some bullet points and a CeraVe label plus GLOAT in the corner

Lmaoooooo, Kevin Durant turned a Twitter post about his ashy ankles 4 years ago into a CeraVe ad campaign and a Greatest Legs Of All Time trading card

🤣🤣 necessary keyboard 🎹 moments
“ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO KNIFE”

So as a taxpayer I’m now footing tanker escort bills for oil companies, in addition to footing bills for the bombs that caused the oil companies to lose their insurance and need escorts? SO MUCH WINNING

I am convinced that 98% of AI enthusiasts are folks who can’t read and think that something that will read for them is magic and therefore everyone must want it because if they can’t read, no one can.

Some good news….love Mychal.

Sooooooo accurate.

I wish mine would use this method of trying to make me do something, rather than scraping my foot repeatedly with his little clawed drummy.

me: *summons a demon god* demon god: You Fool, You Have Freed Me. Now I Shall Rip Apart Your Puny Human Society, Destroy Your Armies And The Enforcers Of Your Laws And Devour Your Leaders And Powerful Champions , Leaving Chaos In My Wake me: yes good, get on it demon god: Wait, What me: get moving lazy I didn't summon you to play fucking yahtzee

I’m sorry to say I read this article and in it, the author gives three examples where he’s surprised by white women he knows getting mad at him for comically obvious reasons, and then his hypothesis is that he doesn’t know, maybe we’re mad because we didn’t get to have enough babies or something.

Threatening us with a good time?

ted cruz leaving is our most credible severe weather alert

That stick required some rightsizing before import.

Yeah I was like “oh, block” but behold they were already blocked, so handy.

Plus, sometimes the holidays are exhausting, let people expend the energy they have when they have it. In the meantime, enjoy the twinkly pretty.

WOW!!!!!!!

Yeah when I went to the ER the SECOND time with mine and Dilaudid didn’t touch the pain, they were like heyyyyyyyy surgery/stent time! Huge amounts of sympathy and positive thoughts, Jeems.

So I had one last year. Did they give you the Dilaudid? Also known by the nurses as “the Stopper”. Hope the stone departs you soon, and that in the meantime they sent you home with the good drugs.

Merry Christmas to all yall!

How….how did this post upside down…😂

Newman the corgi asleep in a recliner

Here is a relaxed Newman to accompany good healing thoughts for Jeems.

Really great article about one of my favorite humans.

I feel very strongly that this is the correct take on this. Wiles is pushing her narrative with a few probably pre-approved “pushback” quotes as bait.