Ever look and someone and just know they’re bad in bed?

Wowowowow

I didn’t get the memo on the hot new water bottle

Story of my life tbh

Do you lay down in the shower or are you normal

Spent $400 on a skin care thing for JPs bday. He better use this thing 😩

Passed my second licensing exam (one to go), had a killer leg day, now gonna spend the rainy day playing video games and go celebrate with some friends tonight ♥️

Unfortunately will have to spend the next few months dodging conversations to avoid having to tell people Lorde doesn’t really do anything for me

Didn’t follow but watched 3x

4 musicals to get to know me

Badly

I ask myself this daily

If I can hear you chewing over my noise cancelling headphones then perhaps you should be hunted for sport

You did better 😍

I did but it burned my skin

I just know it’s girthy and mostly balls 😍😍

Baby it doesn’t matter if you have 7 plates on either side - if those legs are bending less than a plane wing in mild turbulence, you’re not gonna do shit for those muscles

Really need to get tf offline 😞

Boss told me I look like a tech ceo today and if he means Elon I’m gonna kms

Trader Joe’s online ordering would heal roughly 15% of my overall anxiety in life

Hi short king with the dumpy at the gym! how are you short king with the dumpy at the gym?

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I love butts 🙂‍↕️

It is FAR too early and I am FAR too busy today for me to be this worked up 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Omg? 😭🥹😍

🥹🥹🥹

You

Invest in your mattress and bedding. Money spent you will never regret.

How did I wake up 40min early and end up having the best chest day I’ve had in weeks?