i used to be funny on twitter, but now i am 35 and whine into the bluesky about my minor health annoyances

SORRY

i am doing a great job cultivating joy despite my body deciding to stay consistent with the appearance of my annual Stress Face Rash and i think that deserves celebration*

*an end to the tyranny of my annual Stress Face Rash

always a good time to make eye contact w garf

I Took Benedryl and Probably Should Have Stayed Home: A Reflection

all my breaths are labored

all my anger is righteous

i do not want to eat the lunch i packed, but i will because i have never sinned and i am not going to start now

the specificity of learning to drive stick in the car that donuts built is really doing it for me rn, ty for the laugh

my body is incompatible with spring

i am on three different antihistamines and i still need at least 7 minutes of dragula on repeat to summon the cajones to go outside

i've been here. not trying to suggest you aren't already consulting or don't know what to do, but if you need advice or pointed in the direction of diy resources, lmk.

linking a site that i have turned to many, many times.

www.tennesseemeatgoats.com/articles2/We...

sometimes i just wanna look at a man and tell him that master chief is disappointed in him

it's pretty chill that you can't get arrested in farming simulator

if silt sunrise doesn't start playing when i am finally able to fire this puppy up, i am requesting a refund from god

vintage veterinary marketing materials? elder scrolls typeface? for one american dollar???

u kno i did

@sarahkendzior.bsky.social i walked away for two minutes and now you have a new fan

but hot dang i love our tractor. she needs a name, i am taking suggestions

building a farm is hard, i can't recommend it. it feels like fighting mother nature for shared custody of a parcel of land that doesn't even really wanna be ur baby

join the midwest exodus in north carolina

but do i have to give fargoth the ring back and am i allowed to stake out his stump cache

the genesis of my diva down awareness is attached to george santos, which is gross and regrettable, so i am always quickdraw mcgraw for a deserving moment to turn her out

4-year-old migrant girl, other kids go to court in NYC with no lawyer: 'The cruelty is apparent' The Trump administration cut funding for lawyers aiding unaccompanied minors in court.

The parties included a 7, 8, and 4-year-old.

"None of the children were accompanied by parents or attorneys."

"The 4-year-old girl in the tie-dye shirt raised her hand, dangling her pink plushy above her head. It wasn’t clear – was she responding to the question, or just playing with her toy?"

that's amoré

I have researched and discovered the bird that made me cry is black capped chickadee

have u played pentiment? it's not puzzle-y in the way ur describing but it is mystery-y and actually a Good Game!

34 years of age: i continue to be upsettingly laissez-faire about filing my taxes because my executive function is a busted bendix drive that doesn't mind being hit anymore

i'm drinking water tho

it woulda been my own fault!!

i have to feed the horses tomorrow and by that i mean i get to harass the horses tomorrow

if u break into a light jog next to this dingus he's like ohmygoodness! whereareyougoing!!! and i like taking him on wild goose chases for no reason at all

i wish all elder care facilities had cats, it would make the shared silence less sharp. we need emotional bridges, especially ones that are submersible. animals are good at that.

this is all to say i came back to ohio to spend time with my grandmother, who is mortal. i am discovering idk how.

stress cleaning thru the current moment, all my deep breathing smells like bleach and vinegar

...but not combined, that shit is chlorine gas

need to go outside and have a cathartic scream about tornados and powerlessness but we still live in a society* so i will refrain

*dense apartment community with many multigenerational families that are prob sleeping

highly recommend