This a million times:

😂🤡💀

😍

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Sensual casual

Oof!

And you are Best Of babyyyy!

Me tooooo! I hope it’s dreamy though!

Also, I love a drooling boomer.

I posted May dates for LA and Detroit on the site. They’re limited. I’ll be celebrating my birthday, driving cross country, then dancing+cuddling my friends nonstop during Detroit’s High Holy Daze aka Memorial Day wknd.

I had a splash w/ @taryncarterphoto.bsky.social in LA! You could too this week!

Gorgeous

Hot hot hot 🥵

Fuuuuuck. And yessssss.

Doggie doesn’t count.

Ok, I don’t do the arched-back poses for photos. If I’m gonna arch like that again I’m pulling out the pleasers and arching against a pole on stage with Jimi Hendrix for drooling boomers and that’s all folx!

I really do miss the strip club, but all that arching did me in for life!

Always. I hate it.

Powerhouse!

I was losing my mind trying to figure out how I could travel with only 2 pairs of shoes and have my luggage still be overweight. My body is small. My clothes are small.

Then I unpacked all my fun toys and gear into a large drawer and that was the AHA moment.

How to determine the essentials here?

That red piece looks amazing on you!

I was flabbergasted when my moment came to use that shit! I wanted to email all my “applied math” teachers to say sorry for all the trolling I did in high school. And brag that I built a thing! Good job! What a thrill!

That is insane. And not surprising at the same time.

I ate 6 mangos yesterday. Each one was perfect. Sticky. Sweet. Soft. Fuuuuuck! 💛 💦

Dont be sorry! I’d love to visit that island some day too. Rivers are magic.

This is the Detroit River and I’m putting my heart over our beloved island park, Belle Isle.

I love Belle Isle with all my heart!

I’m in Mexico until May 1st. I won’t be taking calls or texts until then. Send me an email if you want to plan some quality time in LA in early May (I won’t be back again until late fall so snooze you lose). Detroit dates incoming for mid-May until early June. Stay tuned.

So coooool!!

Gorgeous

As it turns out.. the preacher sweats more than the whore in church. Who knew?!

built to be worshipped

#findom