Dear Universe,

Send the woman who is reading this money. Send it in an unexpected way. A way she’s never thought of. Make her smile. Make her laugh when she receives it✨✨✨

I’m so over this week.

It’s still big mama, NO KIDS over this way.

🥹💀

a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a blanket on her stomach . ALT: a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a blanket on her stomach .

Niggas still ain’t learned buying drinks in the club ≠ getting some pussy 🙂‍↔️

Just paid on my braces. Now.. to look up some domestic flights I can take in Q1🙂

Here’s to More Life! More trips. More concerts. More Wine. Happy New Year 🥂

All of y’all are old and boring oh my god. The staying in jokes are so tired

Why nobody told me grays grow downstairs too🥲

Also in 2026, I’m only entertaining metrosexuals. If you don’t fit the description, move around.

You dropped your crown, King

I only want to be a [paid] hot bitch. That’s it.

My only goals in 2026 is to be hotter than I was this year and to travel even more than I did this year.

This was deffly the YEAR of side quests!

Two periods in the same month the last month of the year gotta be some kind of sick JOKE @God

The idea of them is almost always better than the reality of them.

Keeping people as fantasies >>> making the fantasy real

You should trust your feelings. It’s ok to stop enjoying someone after learning more about who they are.

Every time I even entertained the thought of taking it “there” it comes out like word vomit:

“Do you snore when you sleep? 🤨”
“That’s…. A weird question” “so do you?”

BECAUSE THIS IS PERTINENT INFORMATION THAT WILL THROTTLE MY CRUSH IF SO.

On ME!!!! Is there no man who sleeps SILENTLY?!

living in real life and not on an app>>>>>>>

I’m good for hyper analyzing shit. I have to stop doing that bc I never take anyone serious lol.

And that’s why y’all need to get your shots!!!

Also, just one of my terrible habits over intellectualizing EVERYTHING. That’s my bag unfortunately.

Bingo. Also just having a little perspective. I’m good for zooming out and looking at the bigger picture. Would I entertain this if it were real life?

Get. Off. Them. Phones.

I have but it was a false sense of attachment due to not putting myself out there in my real life.
With that in mind, I make a conscious effort to be present in the physical now.

Currently planning my birthday shenanigans cause why not.

I love outside so much. Music. Ambiance. My favorite song on full blast. A cocktail. Omg 🥹

Having a trash voice ruins it for me too sis. I get it.