a patch/sticker design depicting a jackalope mask and blood spatter surrounded by the text "NEVER DIE SAD / ALIVE UNTIL THEY KILL US / PISSED UNTIL WE'RE FREE"
you don't get to tap out
because this is not a game
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
Correcting an error. Doors are not at 6pm. We are really excited to do the third one of these this year. Come through!
I am looking for environmental artists, particularly people with a strong background in concept work for interior locations
Atmospheric/ Liminal vibes appreciated
You can apply by dropping your art in the replies, or send your portfolio to:
regulareyepatchwolf@gmail.com
Humans only. no ai.
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.
We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.
Please stand by for more.
witnessing a soul and dick destroying horrid puppet threesome as lil cal, spamton G spamton, and that small gay tricycle guy from saw movies fucking demolish each other's puppenises and marionassholes
It's my name day btw
Smoke one for me
Monster Care Squad stands with you
Every year, I reread the LotR trilogy. This last year's reread amped me up and I started keying Middle-earth 12 miles at a time
Concurrently, without meaning to, I wrote a game to run the hexcrawl
I call it Lore - a Lord of the Rings Adventure Game retroclone
Here's what I think is fun about it🧵
Pumba, perched on his spot on my balcony. He looks beautiful, old, and regal overlooking the courtyard.
He's gone.
He hurt himself while we were gone and he's in a terrible state. He's been in a very rough spot for a minute and we were pretty sure it was days away anyway, but it's like the worst way for this to turn.
things are looking pretty bad for Pumba right now lads
I’ve had the same editor since 1967. Many times he has said to me over the years or asked me, Why would you use a semicolon instead of a colon? And many times over the years I have said to him things like: I will never speak to you again. Forever. Goodbye. That is it. Thank you very much. And I leave. Then I read the piece and I think of his suggestions. I send him a telegram that says, OK, so you’re right. So what? Don’t ever mention this to me again. If you do, I will never speak to you again
Maya Angelou on the joys of being edited
They don't understand what a kebab place can be, over here
Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”
How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)
Nemesis and Another woman standing apart from each other, crossing longswords against a brilliant bright beautiful day
spent the day with a dozen trans women teaching them about the glory of the longsword
It's 20th April in Thailand which uses the Buddhist calendar in which the current year is 2569, therefore this is the only day where the date is 42069
Pretty gay in here
The very very busy poster for an event called BLADEFEST. The poster advertises a lot of events like a drum circle and sword masters, as well as a half dozen local musical artists. The event is on May 23rd at Wangari Gardens in DC, and recommends a $25 donation.
Me and a few of my friends have been organizing a big medieval themed mini festival in the middle of DC! We're gonna have music, sword fighting, flow arts, just a ton of stuff. Would love to see you all there! Sandy Pug will be tabling and I'll swordfight you if you're good
bladefestdc.carrd.co
Get real, buddy
Yeah brilliant
To cinders, bro? Fantastic
To ashes is also s tier.
To the ground one of the ways to burn things of all time
“Maoist China experienced the most rapid sustained increase in life expectancy of any population in documented global history “
played the Exalted Character of a Lifetime who's arc was based on this song hell yeah
Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!
Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.
Goku: Wow.
hey listen hey come on I mean, hey, I'm gonna cfw that thing
I have friends shipping me ps3s all around the country about this I stg
